Millions of Cars Daily Analyzed by Artificial Intelligence for “Suspicious” Behavior
American Thinker | 07/24/2023Dystopian surveillance is here and providing a growing market for tech entrepreneurs. Police agencies are daily using artificial intelligence to identify “suspicious” patterns of behavior in millions of random cars caught on surveillance cameras connecting with databases of ownership, and enabling searches and arrests. In an era with politicized law enforcement, what could go wrong?
If they have nothing to hide, why do some of them hide in garages at night?
Well, Does Your Car Exhibit “Suspicious Behavior”?
At twenty four years old, smoking and drinking are legal.
Guzzling. The word is guzzling.
My car HAS been exhibiting suspicious behavior now I think about it and once everything starts sounding like a Kamala Harris word salad I’m taking it back…i.e…”Space cooperation, we just need space cooperation because space cooperation is good because cooperation is good.”
Well, Does Your Car Exhibit “Suspicious Behavior”?
Wearing a ‘hoodie’ and going bra-less is a little suspect.
Well, Does Your Car Exhibit “Suspicious Behavior”?
I hate to make assumptions but, it does seem to slow down going past a school. If I catch it sniffing, it’s definitely getting traded.
especially if the white lines start disappearing.
Since I retired, my car seems to drive much more often to the golf course and/or tavern.
Suspicious? … fershur.
Is this you Walrus?
No this is me. Different courses, different taverns.
The IMAO car is acting suspiciously. It disappears whenever Walrus goes on vacation.
I would not look for it in 10 days time if I were you.
Let us take a moment for a cautionary note:
Luckily I don’t use dating apps. The interns will get mad.
Are your radio pre-sets all Levin, Shapiro, Prager, and Hewitt stations?
Clearly suspect!
Yep! Sounds pretty deplorable to me.
Well, Does Your Car Exhibit “Suspicious Behavior”?
I didn’t realize how racist my car was until I put the Pirelli tires on it. Dago in the mud, Dago in the snow, and when Dago flat, Dago Wop…Wop…Wop.
That Fascist Pirelli! They should have strung him up next to Mussolini. I’ve been driving Firestones for a couple years now ever since they quit re-calling every tire they make.
My ’75 C10 smoked a lot of firestones. Some might find it suspicious, but it only ever led to a lot of donuts, so no biggie.
Pfft! That’s nothing. I turned my ’73 Gremlin into a BBQ smoker for sausage.
Ah, the memories..72 Monte Carlo, Firestone 500, right front tire, complete tread separation at about 80 , ripping the fender off and under the car…..45 miles to closest town, cellphones not in existence..ahhh, the good old days…
Then my car insurance got surcharged at next renewal…
Only thing that hasn’t happened to me yet is being abducted by aliens…space or illegal ones but I’m confident it will happen sometime.
He’s not saying it will happen soon – but it will happen soon.
It hasn’t already?
I’m not saying it’s front-wheel alienment, but it is.
I have noticed my car jeeps asking for someone to “watch me scan” in the medbay, no matter how many times we tell it “visual tasks are off”.
When the wife and her friends go out, they always want to use our Big Black Jimmy.
I find it suspicious that whenever I’m at a red light, the other cars around me are always creeping.
My car has a Cruise control button, but I’m pretty sure it’s broken cuz that dude is out of control all the time.
My car has been repeatedly observed stopping at a location that the iPhone identifies as “work”. In today’s environment, this is highly suspect…
Just think. Someday soon all Taxi Drivers, Ubers, etc will be a thing of the past as self driving vehicles take over. People will be showing up at their work parking lot still drunk and passed out or even dead. Strange days ahead.
My Camaro says it identifies as a Trans Am.
Well, Does Your Car Exhibit “Suspicious Behavior”?
It never does seem to be where I remember parking it when I’m leaving the mall.
Trans Ams are real Ams.
Well, Does Your Car Exhibit “Suspicious Behavior”?
It shows a preference for Formula 1 over NASCAR.
Anyone see the new Jeep ad where two e models pull up to a charging station in the middle of the desert..hilarious…recharging on pixie dust and unicorn farts..
That’s absurd… There are no unicorns in the desert.
They are trucked in, huge tankers full, pulled by diesel belching trucks…
Is that liquid farts or gaseous?
They form a gas when released to the air that smells suspiciosly like cotton candy…
You will go nowhere unless we say so, and you will be happy..
Well, Does Your Car Exhibit “Suspicious Behavior”?
It has been making a lot more right turns lately.
My car can frequently be found at homeless encampments/open air drug markets, a.k.a. any parking lot in town.
My car tries beheading other cars while shouting “There can be only ONE!”
Okay, but what’s the suspicious behavior, then?
You have Muslim car?
Allah-Wheel Drive
No one is touching the “Toyota Highlander” set-up.
Please, do you shoot monkeys in a barrel?
No, but I keep them in the barrel and say” it wipes the lotion on its fur”…
My Chevette exhibited suspicious behavior if it went from 0-60 in less than 5 minutes. Getting a speeding ticket was next to impossible, so there was that.
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