“Dear Congressional Record: I Never Thought This Would Happen To Me, But…”
there I was, getting ready to vote for a huge apprpriations bill that would have several companies getting contracts that would provide me with generous kickbacks when I thought to myself, “This is wrong”. Luckily the thought passed and now I can afford that third vacation home in Fiji.
“… I was enticed by the fresh-faced naivety of all those new interns. I don’t know what came over me, but the next thing I knew, I was entangled in an orgy of such epic proportions that Caligula would be envious. How I ended up sandwiched between Nancy and Chuck, I’ll never know…”
“Dear Congressional Record: I Never Thought This Would Happen To Me, But…all I did was express my hatred for Don Trump and join Nancy Pelosi …suddenly there’s talk of renaming the Federal Building and the football stadium in Casper”.
Dear Congressional Record: I Never Thought This Would Happen To Me, But… The box. I opened it. They came. Now I must come with them, taste their pleasures.
“Dear Congressional Record: I Never Thought This Would Happen To Me, But…”
there I was, getting ready to vote for a huge apprpriations bill that would have several companies getting contracts that would provide me with generous kickbacks when I thought to myself, “This is wrong”. Luckily the thought passed and now I can afford that third vacation home in Fiji.
“… I was enticed by the fresh-faced naivety of all those new interns. I don’t know what came over me, but the next thing I knew, I was entangled in an orgy of such epic proportions that Caligula would be envious. How I ended up sandwiched between Nancy and Chuck, I’ll never know…”
…but my magic underwear failed me and I’m leaving the Senate — Mitt Romney
“Dear Congressional Record: I Never Thought This Would Happen To Me, But… this one time with Kamala Harris.”
“… I find myself seriously longing for term limits. I’ve seen the gavel, and the damage done – I wouldn’t wish this mess on anyone…”
I’m going to back George Papoon as a third party Presidential candidate. He’s not insane.
“Dear Congressional Record: I Never Thought This Would Happen To Me, But…all I did was express my hatred for Don Trump and join Nancy Pelosi …suddenly there’s talk of renaming the Federal Building and the football stadium in Casper”.
Dear Congressional Record: I Never Thought This Would Happen To Me, But… The box. I opened it. They came. Now I must come with them, taste their pleasures.
is . . . is this a reference to something obscure? . . .
Ah, the suffering. The sweet, sweet suffering.
“Dear Congressional Record: I Never Thought This Would Happen To Me, But…”
… Nancy Pelosi hammered her husband, went back in time to the fifties, pulled her massive boobs out, and . . . Ack!”