I heard a person could have taken some tinfoil like material from the Roswell crash site and make a tinfoil hat out of it and could then step on it and it would immediately reshape to original form. This is more interesting than the Amityville Horror House.
“I Believe Tinfoil-Hat-Wearing Guys on the Internet More Than I Believe Anything You Publish.”
We really wouldn’t need the tin foil hats if the government hadn’t outlawed the lead base paint which was more effective a blocking their surveillance.
Tin Foil hats are nice, but Seran Wrap outfits are better. True story, in college had to work the grocery store on Halloween. A couple of cute coeds came in looking for seran wrap as they ran out. One had a seran wrap halter top (no bra) and skirt, the other just had the top. Good night.
Donald Trump planned to get indicted and arrested. As a business man, he found a way to get his campaign paid for without using a dime of his own money.
“Eat off zzyzx’s hat? I’ve been to one world’s fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard come over a set of headphones.”
In the push to disarm the people, besides the obvious gun grabbing, the Gov is working to ban the ownership, possesion, breeding and feeding of Emu’s, using Department of Agriculture and under the guise of climate change.
On an aside, you know what’s scarier than a ghost gun? A ghost Emu.
Personally speaking I love it. Especially the fact that the politicians who run these sanctuary cities have brought the situation they now face down upon their heads by their own sanctimonious deeds and actions. Suck it up New York, Chicago, LA and all the other “sanctuary cities” …suck it up.
Alcoa and Reynolds are working with the CIA to plant invisible mind control tech into tin foil.
I heard a person could have taken some tinfoil like material from the Roswell crash site and make a tinfoil hat out of it and could then step on it and it would immediately reshape to original form. This is more interesting than the Amityville Horror House.
Chevron is planning to buy Mobil from Exxon. The new entity will be called MoRon. Buy the stock now!
… Joe Biden went to prom with Corn Pop’s girlfriend Sugar Smack..,
The night did not turn out well for Joe. He tried to give her a smack and she smacked him back.
That sounds right out of the pages of Hunter’s diary re: “How I got hooked on smack and hookers.”
Turns out she was turning Trix
Intent: Create a Faraday cage to conduct electromagnetic fields around rather than through your meat spaceship.
Hypothesis: Tinfoil hat.
Research: Tinfoil hat not properly grounded. Hat resonates at unpredictable frequencies turning hat into tinfoil antenna.
Data: 12 out of 10 Tinfoil hat wearers are nutty
Conclusion: Tinfoil hats scramble brains.
New Hypothesis: Chainmaille coif, Hauberk, & Chausses can be attenuated with OP amps to eliminate resonance & provide proper grounding.
-Scheduled to be published in the open journal of BS wild guesses.
You just said Tinfoil Hats are the key to antigravity technology and you are right but don’t expect to win a Nobel just yet.
Don’t you tell me what I can and can’t expect
++clutches wax paper underpants++
“I Believe Tinfoil-Hat-Wearing Guys on the Internet More Than I Believe Anything You Publish.”
We really wouldn’t need the tin foil hats if the government hadn’t outlawed the lead base paint which was more effective a blocking their surveillance.
How do you know they’re wearing tinfoil hats all the time. I only wear mine until I need the tinfoil for a “Texas Crutch” for my smoked ribs.
Tin foil hats are a great ice breaker on a first date. I’ll let you know about a second date after one occurs.
If.
That was the implication.
Tin Foil hats are nice, but Seran Wrap outfits are better. True story, in college had to work the grocery store on Halloween. A couple of cute coeds came in looking for seran wrap as they ran out. One had a seran wrap halter top (no bra) and skirt, the other just had the top. Good night.
Donald Trump planned to get indicted and arrested. As a business man, he found a way to get his campaign paid for without using a dime of his own money.
I just figured out why my tinfoil hat doesn’t work…its made of cardboard.
That’s what you get for buying Chinese.
Leonard’s Wrap
Live hack, if you unfold the Chinese hat it becomes a plate
Dude, nobody wants to eat off of zzyzx’s hat.
“Eat off zzyzx’s hat? I’ve been to one world’s fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard come over a set of headphones.”
Ha!! It just so happens that I own the cleanest hat in Alaska…so there!!
Ready for Moose season?
It’s caribou season!
In the push to disarm the people, besides the obvious gun grabbing, the Gov is working to ban the ownership, possesion, breeding and feeding of Emu’s, using Department of Agriculture and under the guise of climate change.
On an aside, you know what’s scarier than a ghost gun? A ghost Emu.
Nancy Pelosi is wearing the husk of Diane Feinstein to stay in politics.
That’s what they want you to think.
Nancy Pelosi. Home of the Democrat Party, tinfoil Suppository.
I use Reynolds Wrap since they advertise a free tin foil hat in every box.
….and a Kamala Harris decoder ring.
… all black helicopters are powder-coated to disguise the fact that they are primarily built with tinfoil…
Non Tinfoil Hat Wearing Guys:
“Sanctuary Cities now bitching about having to be…Sanctuary Cities.”
Personally speaking I love it. Especially the fact that the politicians who run these sanctuary cities have brought the situation they now face down upon their heads by their own sanctimonious deeds and actions. Suck it up New York, Chicago, LA and all the other “sanctuary cities” …suck it up.
You keep using the term sanctuary city. I do not think it means what you think it means.
At this point neither does Mayor Eric Adams.