“In case there should be an opening, gnod forbid,” Biden said, signing an Executive Order banning all Clarence Thomases. “I will pledge here and now –where is here? What now? English muffins.”
White House aides clarified that the president meant he intends to nominate Speedy “Speedball” Diaz to the Supreme Court. Diaz would be the first openly-using junkie on the federal bench.
“For too long,” the White House statement said, “these Americans have been persecuted; some even thrown in jail under previous administrations.”
“I’ve seen injunctions and the damage done…”
Biden: “If Trump becomes Speaker of the House I will do it. I will put Speedy on the Supreme Court. Don’t believe me? Watch my smoke man”!
Wait a second– are you trying to tell me the the Notorious RBG wasn’t a junkie?
On the 8th day, gnod created fentanyl..looked around and said..that should improve things..