Elaine: And then he starts writing on my chart .
George: Well why don’t you get ahold of it and change what you don’t like?
Elaine: You can’t change your chart. It’s your chart.
George: I am in and out of my personnel file at work all the time.
Elaine: You are!?!
George: Hey. I’ve kept the same job at IMAO for more than two years. It’s not luck.

They know I voted for Trump and that I will do it again and will possibly storm the Capitol if he loses again even though I won’t but will be under surveillance anyway just in case.
That they still owe me $$$ for that thing I did that one time.
Yeah, they already told you – talking about it isn’t good enough. They don’t pay you unless you actually kidnap the governor of Michigan.
I just want it in my file that they owe me money. The less said about the circumstances of the debt, the better.
I’d like to add “F—k Joe Biden. “
Well….that goes without saying.
No, I didn’t do it. Honest… I ran out of gas. I… I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. It wasn’t my fault. I swear to god!
“LEEROY JENKINS!!!”
Subject is so ugly that his DNA left him at the scene.
The FBI Has an Open File on You. Anything You’d Like To Add to It?
Their spelling is atrocious and don’t get me started on their grammar. Sheesh!