Portrays Person Younger, Coherent
“We Knew It Must Be . . . ” Says Staffer. ” — Well, It Had To Be Somewhere.”
First Searched White House Press Room
(When informed of the momentous discovery, Biden tried to shake hands with it . . . in a distant room.)
DOJ Locks Up the Person Who Made the Discovery
BURN IT!
If you find Michelle’s portrait up there, a stake through the heart is required…