Biden, Trump set to meet Wednesday in Oval Office
CBS News | November 9, 2024President Biden and President-elect Trump will meet in the Oval Office on Wednesday, the White House announced on Saturday.
The meeting will be held at 11 a.m. local time…
Biden, Trump set to meet Wednesday in Oval Office
CBS News | November 9, 2024President Biden and President-elect Trump will meet in the Oval Office on Wednesday, the White House announced on Saturday.
The meeting will be held at 11 a.m. local time…
Violent rhetoric:
Joe- “I would still like to take you behind a barn somewhere and knock your teeth out”!
Trump (laughing uncontrollably)
“0k, you skinny bastard, how about we meet in the octagon I will knock you out with one arm tied behind my back!”
First of all, Jill will be sitting in to control the dialog…
Trump: “And, um, why is the Easter Bunny here? He’s Yuge!”
Trump will wisely refuse any offered food or drink.
Biden will attempt a 2 foot putt with a 4 wood and will come up a bit short.
“His wood has always come up short”
– Jill Biden –
Don’t be caddie.
Will they check Joe for a suicide vest?
Probably. But they’re going to miss the “bomb” in his depends.
Oh, even a Pope can notice that.
I don’t know but I’m pretty sure nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
“Spanish Inquisition” = How Biden Pronounces “We’ll Span This Incredible Transition”
“Inauguration” = How Biden Pronounces “In Awe of Your Vote Generation”
“C’mon Man!” = “Common Man?”
Like Appomattox, only this time the defeated belligerent has no class.
“Welcome to the party, Pal!”
— McClean
Biden will have a 10 am lid and not show up.
Trump will bring gifts: An Etch-A-Sketch for Hunter, and Candy Land for Brandon.
Hunter’s Etch-A-Sketch works in reverse.
Brandon: Well, this reminds me of that time with ‘ol Corn Pop …
Trump: SQUIRREL!!
KJP: Now, this meeting never happened.
Trump should show up dressed like Gen. MacArthur, and when he enters the room, declare “I have returned.”
There’s always the chance Biden will finish a sentence he started during their debate. How much sense it makes is anyone’s guess.