Straight Line of the Day: What Do You Mean, You Left Your Heart in San Francisco? Posted by Oppo on 19 November 2024, 12:00 pm
Yeah, I’m not going to lie. It was totally on purpose. The whole ride out the wife had “Crazy on You” on repeat, and frankly I was never a big fan to begin with. I told her it was an accident, but now you know the real truth. 3 Reply to this comment
^ And then? And then I dropped a load in Portland. And the smokiest skies you’ve ever seen are in Seattle! 🎹 🎵 🎶 1 Reply to this comment
I went to San Fran once but forgot to wear a flower in my hair and got punched by a Hippie. 4 Reply to this comment
Oh yeah, the excuse I used so I wouldn’t have to follow suit in my last bridge game. It didn’t work. 2 Reply to this comment
Actually that was some guy named Tony. I did left something in Oakland, though. 2 Reply to this comment
They stole it from my locked car near Fisherman’s Wharf…
“Where I was going, who needs a heart?” – Nancy Pelosi
Yeah, I’m not going to lie. It was totally on purpose. The whole ride out the wife had “Crazy on You” on repeat, and frankly I was never a big fan to begin with. I told her it was an accident, but now you know the real truth.
Then I vented my spleen in Sacramento…
^ And then? And then I dropped a load in Portland.
And the smokiest skies you’ve ever seen are in Seattle! 🎹 🎵 🎶
It wasn’t exactly my heart – just in my possession.
I went to San Fran once but forgot to wear a flower in my hair and got punched by a Hippie.
Oh yeah, the excuse I used so I wouldn’t have to follow suit in my last bridge game.
It didn’t work.
Tin Man? Is that you?
Dr. Lector asked me to.
You misheard, I said I left a Thai Fart in San Fran.
Damn auto correct!
Farty Niners
Actually that was some guy named Tony.
I did left something in Oakland, though.
Probably picked up something as well.
I thought I was missing one from my collection.
I mean after visiting San Francisco I left there a heartless bastard