The Greatest Story Ever Told Is Approaching Posted by Oppo on 28 March 2025, 3:00 pm Let’s not cheapen it with chocolate peanut-butter foil-wrapped eggs. Unless you want a little treat.
Yes! …And then one day He was shootin’ at some food, And up through the ground came a-bubblin’ crude! 2 Reply to this comment
That’s true. I’ve always wondered what it would be like if I had kept a diary for every day of my life so far….but then I would be reading stuff that made me think 🤔 “did I really do or say that”?! UNREAL! 3 Reply to this comment
The Kingdom of God is sorta like Schrödinger’s cat, both here and not yet… 3 Reply to this comment
The “Greatest Story ever told” has, in fact, already been told. Right? Help me out here. Reply to this comment
The greatest story ever told, in my opinion, was about a man named Jed…
Was he a poor mountain man who barely kept his family fed?
Yes! …And then one day
He was shootin’ at some food,
And up through the ground came a-bubblin’ crude!
A hyssop dipped in vinegar is in keeping with the season 😖.
Hyssops gave me the hiccups once and I 🤢🤮.
Ahh, but what about all the great stories left untold?
That’s true. I’ve always wondered what it would be like if I had kept a diary for every day of my life so far….but then I would be reading stuff that made me think 🤔 “did I really do or say that”?! UNREAL!
And then the drugs wore off.
Damn medical marijuana.
😳
I blame the 5th Amendment for that.
The Kingdom of God is sorta like Schrödinger’s cat, both here and not yet…
… Pro-Found …
Wait, Bob B gets paid for this?
We pay him in Canadian money so…
So, the check’s in the mail then, eh?
The “Greatest Story ever told” has, in fact, already been told.
Right?
Help me out here.
This is not the greatest story in the world. No, this is just a tribute.