Oprah to Illegals:
“You get a free toilet!”… You get a free toilet!”… You get a free toilet!”…”You get….wait, we need more toilets!” “Where’s all the toilets 🚽….what?! ….$200 Trump Tariff on each toilet”?!….”BRING back the toilets!”
Seeking someone with “can” do attitude. Any John flush with enthusiasm will be considered. Must be willing to take at least 3 craps a day. Benefits in loo of pay negotiable.
Definition of a “Number 3”
Oprah to Illegals:
“You get a free toilet!”… You get a free toilet!”… You get a free toilet!”…”You get….wait, we need more toilets!” “Where’s all the toilets 🚽….what?! ….$200 Trump Tariff on each toilet”?!….”BRING back the toilets!”
Sometimes you use the head, and sometimes the head uses you…
I missed the opportunity to put in that the applicant needs a good head on their shoulders. Fudge.
Help Wanted:
Seeking someone with “can” do attitude. Any John flush with enthusiasm will be considered. Must be willing to take at least 3 craps a day. Benefits in loo of pay negotiable.
Well on his way to becomng a four-flusher…
This man has never made 2 trips to bring in the groceries.
When you have a hangover but still have to go to work.
Porcelain makes a big come-back as a fashion accessory…
“One for the money, two for the show.”
After a lunch at Taco Bell Bob was taking no chances.
Sometimes you go to pot, other times the pot goes to you…