Joe Biden will speak about Social Security in his return to the national stage
Channel 3000 News/AP | April 15, 2025 | AP Bitter LOSERSFormer President Joe Biden returns to the national stage Tuesday to elevate liberal concerns that President Donald Trump’s agenda is threatening the health of Social Security.
…”Whatcha talkin’ ’bout, Jack? I already took care of wrecking the entire system – Trump can only nibble ’round the edges…”
…”Jill told me not to come here, but, hey, I’m the President!”
…”True story, not a joke jack, S.S will run out of money 🤑 next month.”.. wait dammitt the damn tellypromp…what”?!
“Hunter and I are selling Amway now, no joke”
“I like lasagna because my mansions are made of bricks”
“I remember seeing FDR on television while I was riding Amtrak to the Alamo, turn the page, the end, walk away you moron”
Former President Joe Biden returns to the national stage Tuesday – he’s been wandering around aimlessly ever since he was escorted offstage the last time, but managed to elude his handlers…
Indecipherable
…”Where’s my 10%?”
“Social Security is just as solvent today as when I started collecting it in 1492, when I came across the Atlantic Ocean on Amtrak, while accumulating frequent anchor miles . . .”
“Corn Pop was a bad dude, man! If Trump messes with Corn Pop’s socswecury sosheseculary socal secretary…. any way, you know the thing! He’ll have to deal with him – but not like I did. No way, man! I kicked Corn Pop’s ass! Trump don’t stand a chance with Corn Pop. He’s a bad doooood, man. Cone Pop gonna kick Trump’s aaaaaaaaassssss! Hehehehehehe… Is that the ice cream truck?”
“Look here fat, I know you need your Social Security check to afford your prescription for trunalimunumaprzure, but thank me, look at your cost of living increase due to the inflation I caused. Ingrate dog-faced pony soldiers.”
Joe Biden Will Speak Today About Social Security. Likely Comments: …
I am still alive, where’s my check? Damn you Elon!!!
Ha ha suckers! Turns out I really am still sharp as a tack, and y’all fell for my master plan to bury the Democrat party for turning on me over the crime control act.
Suck it losers
Joe Biden Will Speak Today About Social Security. Likely Comments: …
…will be massaged, edited, and possibly overdubbed to protect the reputations of his inner circle…