…”So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And God said, “Eh, I could have done better…”
“Render unto Caesar, since his inscription is on the coin. Obligation is complete once the images on the coins are dead.” Hold on, there’s a knock at the door.
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I shall fear no evil,
Help I’m trapped in a Bible factory
for thy rod and thy staff,
they comfort me.
“ And God blessed them, and God said unto Adam and Eve, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth – except the cats. You shall be servants to the cats until the end of days.
“And verily thus, were Joe and Kamala unceremoniously banished from the Tower of Babel, when its residents complaineth of the mindless, unfathomable verbal stench assaulting their eardrums . . .”
…”And the LORD commandeth, “Thou shalt be smitten by the Emu. By the Emu thou shalt be struck down. And the Yak shall laugh.””
I know that’s not in the bible. The Lord would know there is no Yak after the arrival of the Emu.
…”And Goliath trolled David and the Israelites unmercifully across all of the media…”
…”Thou shalt not bear false witness, but little white lies are okey-dokey…”
…”So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And God said, “Eh, I could have done better…”
And the Lord said, “Excuse me, what does God need with a starship?”
“Render unto Caesar, since his inscription is on the coin. Obligation is complete once the images on the coins are dead.” Hold on, there’s a knock at the door.
Biden: (End Stage Dementia)
“Hey jack, I wrote the book of Enoch but the Maga Terrorists wouldn’t let it be added to the bible. Heatherns”!
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I shall fear no evil,
Help I’m trapped in a Bible factory
for thy rod and thy staff,
they comfort me.
Trump has Biblical authority to fire government employees. It’s in the Book of Axe.
“ And God blessed them, and God said unto Adam and Eve, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth – except the cats. You shall be servants to the cats until the end of days.
The Honey Badger then ripped the Alpha Cat’s head off and took the throne.
“Blessed are the cheesemakers?”
ht/mpatlob
…”There will come a day when a woman of unsurpassed beauty will captivate many, and her name shall be Mika…”
“You shall venture into the desert, and there seek you riches,
But riches you will not receive if you keep hitting on 18 like coozergibbet.”
“He took his vorpal sword in hand;
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree
And stood awhile in thought.”
I believe that is deuterocanonical, from the Book of Jabbar, or something…
If you think Moses should strike the rock, turn to page 34.
If you think Moses should talk to the rock, turn to page 110.
Nice!
“And verily thus, were Joe and Kamala unceremoniously banished from the Tower of Babel, when its residents complaineth of the mindless, unfathomable verbal stench assaulting their eardrums . . .”
The 11th commandment: Thou shalt not say a pun or thou shalt cheese off the Lord. He really means it, don’t try him. PAFO.
mmmm . . . command mints…
The sweetness is God-breathed…
I feel suitably singed, so please call off the Emu…
Still got unfinished business Bob-bee.