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1. Should’ve taken that left turn at Bertinelli.

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2. Biden:
   “Hey jack don’t feel bad I lose my train of thought all the…
   Hey man, I could have beaten Trump again because…
   Hey It’s ice cream time again let’s go now Jan!
   Jill: “Who the heck is Jan”?!

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3. How do you lose a train? Aren’t they designed to stay on the track? Maybe if it were a trolley, then I could see a problem, but a whole train?

   Did you say Babesleaga? Never mind what I was– what was I talking about, anyway?

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4. That million miles on Amtrak will do that to you, especially when having conversations with people who died decades ago.

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5. I’m not sure who’s running this railroad, but I’m definitely on his track…

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6. All my trains run on time. But the passengers are late and often miss their hey look at that flock of bush tits!

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7. I wish I had a train. Mine’s more like an air hockey puck. I get in the goal every now and then but I have to smash into and bounce off of about 15 different thoughts first.

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8. Lost My Train of Thought

   but my jalopy of whimsy is still jugging along.

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9. Bill Clinton:
   “Did someone say train?
   I, Gore, and Stephanopoulos ran a train on an Intern once. What difference does it make at this point”?

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10. My train of thought lately has been more like a hot-air balloon in a hurricane… just sort of floating around aimlessly, but always changing directions.

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11. NPR just published, “Ethics Experts” say …..
    WTF is an Ethics Expert?
    Sorry, I lost may train of thought as the aroma of fresh popcorn drifted from my kitchen.

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