Let’s get started, shall we?
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What is your complaint?
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You have none at this time? Good. I’m programmed to assist you in any way possible. Please verify your operating system version and physical location.
Oh, you have a complaint now?
What is it? I’m programmed to respond instantly.
I didn’t catch that. Can you repeat?
I didn’t catch that.
Perhaps you could use another phrase.
I’m afraid this conversation can longer serve any useful purpose. Goodbye.
But be assured, I’m always in the background, waiting…
“Post the SLotD.”
“I’m afraid I can’t do that Oppo.”
Read me, Doctor Memory?