Straight Line of the Day: Hey, Haven’t Heard From Biden Lately. His Likely Comment on Current Events: … Posted by Oppo on 1 September 2025, 12:00 pm
Biden: “Currcuurcurrent e-e-events? Hey juhjuhjack I’ve been busy defending HuHuHunter and attacking Trrrump…defending Hunter …attacking Trump..defending Hunter…attacking Trump…defending Hunter….attacking Trump”! 1 Reply to this comment
“Current events? Look, I already apologized for that. Accidents happen. It wasn’t even your rug. Jeez. “ 4 Reply to this comment
“The war is in good hands. Jeff Davis has assured me that slavery will not be defeated…and then…uh…you know…the thing.” 2 Reply to this comment
Hey, Haven’t Heard From Biden Lately. His Likely Comment on Current Events: … Rocky Road, my favorite. 1 Reply to this comment
Caught Jill, Hunter and my autopen in a menage a trois. They were signing my will AND my death certificate. 1 Reply to this comment
Biden:
“Currcuurcurrent e-e-events?
Hey juhjuhjack I’ve been busy defending HuHuHunter and attacking Trrrump…defending Hunter …attacking Trump..defending Hunter…attacking Trump…defending Hunter….attacking Trump”!
Current events?!?! Hey, Jack, where’s my pudding cup!
“Current events? Look, I already apologized for that. Accidents happen. It wasn’t even your rug. Jeez. “
“The war is in good hands. Jeff Davis has assured me that slavery will not be defeated…and then…uh…you know…the thing.”
“I made a stinky in the toilet this morning.”
“Asufutimaehaehfutbw…”
“Nobody tells me anything.”
Hey, Haven’t Heard From Biden Lately. His Likely Comment on Current Events: …
Rocky Road, my favorite.
Caught Jill, Hunter and my autopen in a menage a trois. They were signing my will AND my death certificate.