Physicists Accidentally Create Gold from Lead in Large Hadron Collider Experiment
britfrief | 01 20 2026… The extraordinary transformation occurred during experiments where beams of lead nuclei were fired at each other at velocities approaching the speed of light. While the primary goal was to study the primordial state of the universe, the scientists discovered they had created approximately 29 trillionths of a gram of gold as a byproduct of their collisions.
Other Fortuitous Accidents by Scientists: …
…Creating government funding from imaginary disasters.
Wait… BURN THEM!!! They’re witches!!!
… a little-known byproduct of Archimedes’ discovery of water displacement – that the soap also disappears when the water is displaced…
Humankind will never fully understand the potential of experiments going faster than the speed of light ..
Putin:
” But dear Komrade I have triple double fast super sonic missile that goes 8,000 mph ..you do the math Fascists..bwaahahaha
“That’s “Hyper-sonic” to you, you American Pig.”
Ackshully, it’s a missile for launching emeralds at hedgehogs.
… the compliment to the Clinesmith defense.
. . . the discovery that their opinions are directly related to those of their funding source
. . . neither double top secret probation nor sternly worded letters alter behavior