If you were born after 1999, you can’t. Give up now. Distribute your belongings to everyone around you who were born before 2000, pledge your oath of fealty to them in exchange for protection, shut up and do as you are instructed, and enjoy the reset of civilization back to the middle ages.
If you were born before 2000, be kind but firm with your vassals.
You occupy yourself by rewriting poems and stuff —
On the twelfth day of Conspiramas, my informant sent to me…
Twelve Chemtrails Trailing
Eleven Vaxxers Vaxxing
Ten Lizards Lording
Nine Eleven Plotters
Eight Illuminati
Seven RFID Implants
Six Fake Moon Landings
Five GMOs…
Four False Flag Ops
Three Jade Helms
Two EMPs
and a New World Order for Me.
Lizzid Peeple!
If you were born after 1999, you can’t. Give up now. Distribute your belongings to everyone around you who were born before 2000, pledge your oath of fealty to them in exchange for protection, shut up and do as you are instructed, and enjoy the reset of civilization back to the middle ages.
If you were born before 2000, be kind but firm with your vassals.
Open a day care in Minnesota. No children, no lighting, no problem. Have Walz deliver the pallets of cash.
Trick question. There is no surviving
So, you threw out all your old Playboys also.
202? Walrus/Oppo “Armageddon R Us” Bicycle Tour.
Step One: Be someone who knows how all that Sugar Honey Iced Tea works.
Step Two: Fire up the generator
Step Three: https://meshtastic.org/
No internet? Randomly shout at strangers and tell them lies, that ought to feed your troll jones…
Break into libraries first, focusing on “How-To” books. Then forage for parts, materials, and tools, as needed…
Double check the sighting on the iron sights after taking the optics off, at least the ones that don’t have etched reticles.
Once that’s done, break out the compound bow to kill some time and conserve ammo.
EMP?? How To Survive With No Electricity or Internet: …
as long as I know how to love I know I can survive.
You will be missed.
You will get bi-???
You have:
*Flame
*Metal surface
*Bacon
There. You survive!
Read a physical book.