Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After his historic handshake with the South Korean President, Kim Jong Un…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After his historic handshake with the South Korean President, Kim Jong Un…
…grabbed some Purell.
moon-walked back to Pyongyang.
After his historic handshake with the South Korean President, Kim Jong Un…
Oppaned Gangnam style
After his historic handshake with the South Korean President, Kim Jong Un…
gazed longingly into his eyes and said “Me so ronery”.
… threw away his broken joy-buzzer.
After his historic handshake with the South Korean President, Kim Jong Un…
kissed him on the lips and said, “you broke my heart, Park Geun-hye.”
After his historic handshake with the South Korean President, Kim Jong Un…
added to # metoo and demanded to be treated like a woman aggrieved.
…pulled out a tape measure and began taking notes…
…said “Are those donuts for anyone?”
Giggled because he’d just finished scratching his junk.
Flashed a gang sign.
Sniffed his fingers.
Asked, “Hey! Where all da white wimmen at?”
Said, “Now you say hi to me then you smile!”
Dude…That’s South Vietnam, not Korea…
It’s his favorite movie.
So him not sooo horney luv you long time?
After his historic handshake with the South Korean President, Kim Jong Un…
…said, “You break my record, now I break you, like I break your friend.”
…didn’t get a “harrumph” out of that guy!
…no ronger fert ronery.
…platz’d.
…got a strange look on his face, while he was heard muttering, “That was at least five Mississippis”…
After his historic handshake with the South Korean President, Kim Jong Un…
wondered what happened to the Earth Shattering Kaboom, he was expecting an Earth shattering kaboom.
… ate a Twinkie 35 feet long that weighed 600 pounds
After his historic handshake with the South Korean President, Kim Jong Un…
Gave him a laurel…right after that hardy handshake.
…said “It’s a deal, we wait until the Democrats are in control in the US and then we invade France”.
…got tired of colluding with Trump and started playing Russian roulette.
…declared that one day soon all North Koreans would have a pot to pee in. And be able to afford some pee.
…wondered where Daisy Duke might be but kept a wary eye out for the General Lee.
After his historic handshake with the South Korean President, Kim Jong Un…
said pull the other one, it has bells on it.