Like Donald Sutherland at the End of “Body Snatchers”

NewsGuard, a new service that uses trained journalists to rate thousands of news and information sites, will announce that it has launched a secure, encrypted digital and telephone hotline for political candidates and members of the public to report suspected fake news sites.

I’m confused… I thought reporting fake news is what the trained journalists were for.

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Icebreaker: Which Animal Would You Choose to Be?

Having finished “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data” and enjoyed the results, I’m moving on to a new list:

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

Which animal would you choose to be?

Anything but a pig, because pigs can’t eat bacon.