Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Viral video: students shocked to discover that former President Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Viral video: students shocked to discover that former President Obama…
…has been clinging to his Quran and secret service guns.
…acted stupidly.
…doesn’t really have a cousin named Pookie.
How about Ray-Ray?
…voted for Trump.
Yes even Obama couldn’t stand her!
…was elected in this hate-filled, racist nation.
… was never a student himself
Viral video: students shocked to discover that former President Obama…
was not an Alien…but was actually an Alien.
…never was clear on anything, even though he repeatedly asked us to let him be…
Viral video: students shocked to discover that former President Obama…
is half racist because he is half white.
Viral video: students shocked to discover that former President Obama…
despite everything arrayed against him is still wealthier then they could ever hope to be.
Viral video: students shocked to discover that former President Obama…
has not read Frank’s new seminal work “Sidequests” available from fine book sellers across the nation.
… has been calling them FROM INSIDE THEIR HOUSE!
Viral video: students shocked to discover that former President Obama…
is no longer living in his parent’s basement.
You mean his “typical white people” grandparents’ basement?
Do they have basements in Indonesia?
Viral video: students shocked to discover that former President Obama…
was killed in a drug deal gone bad in High School and was replaced by a defectively programmed animatronic robot created by, wait for it, …Russian scientists working for the DNC.
Viral video: students shocked to discover that former President Obama…
married a Wookie in a pre-arranged compact devised by his handlers, several former Weather Underground terrorists.
has been seen frequenting strip clubs looking for hookers and blow.
The blow part I can believe, the Hookers? Not so much.
Viral video: students shocked to discover that former President Obama…
posts at IMAO cleverly camouflaged as someone who THINKS he will get the last sign post on the Moon, The one that reads “Welcome to the Twilight Zone” [But without any of those silly werewolves and vapid vampires]
is not a cartoon character.
can’t name the capital of any of the fifty-seven states.
Viral video: students shocked to discover that former President Obama…
is not any of the following. [Insert obligatory Blazing Saddles list reference here]
Have you not heard of the Choom Gang? See my post below.
Shocking.
… is still able to do more drugs than they do
Viral video: students shocked to discover that former President Obama…
Once headed up a notorious gang of dope smoking miscreants known as the Choom Gang that included rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Democrats!!
…still has a bucket on his head.
sent National Guard troops to the U.S. southern border to help secure it from illegal immigration.
…picked his nose.
…is still a thing!
exhales carbon dioxide.
… stole jeans from his mom
…likes to dress up in Rachel Dolezal’s clothing to boost his self-esteem.
…watches the NBA as adult entertainment.
…is a case study in Pavlov’s dog experiments. In his case he rang a dinner bell midway through watching an Underdog cartoon 100% of the time.
…was there when Jesus Christ had had his moment of doubt and pain.
And he hung around St. Petersburg just cuz he liked the name. He held a CIC rank as the leftists raged and the hippies stank. Most of all he used his well learned politesse to make post administration bank.