Archive of entries posted on 13th April 2018

Icebreaker: If You Could Rule The World For A Day State Something That You’d Ban

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Having finished “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data” and enjoyed the results, I’m moving on to a new list:

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

If you could rule the world for a day state something that you’d ban

Absolute global dictatorships.

Teenage Lament (Song Parody)

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[High Praise! to Oppo]

Teenage Lament (to the tune of “Teenager in Love” by Dion And The Belmonts)

Each time we have a squirrel, it almost breaks my heart,
Cause I’m so afraid that teens will play a part,
Each night I ask the stars to explain,
Why must they pretend teenagers have brains?

One day I feel so happy, next day I feel so sad.
I guess I’ll learn to take the good with the bad.
Cause each night I ask the stars on the screen,
Why must they feed the teen grievance machine?

You cried a tear for nobody but you,
You’re about the only one who never thought this through
Well, if you want to make a point, it isn’t hard to do.
If you didn’t disappoint so much, someone would care for you.

Each night I ask the stars up above,
What is this B.S. teenagers speak of?

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