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Archive of entries posted on 6th April 2018
It’s Like Something Out of Star Trek
Coming to market: a mind-reading device that translates your thoughts to text.
Weird. I’ve always just called them “fingers”.
You’re the One
[How 29,000 Lost Rubber Ducks Helped Map the World’s Oceans] (Viewer #299,137)
I would’ve expected them to all end up in the same place, since they all started in the same place.
Which explains why I’m not an oceanographer
Link of the Day: Now THIS Is What I Call a Common Sense Gun Law
[High Praise! to Make America the Best]
NRA Proposes Gun Restrictions On People Who Are Angry At The NRA
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Icebreaker: If Money Were Not a Concern, What Would You Do Every Day if You Didn’t Work?
Having finished “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data” and enjoyed the results, I’m moving on to a new list:
76 Fun Icebreaker Questions (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
If money were not a concern, what would you do every day if you didn’t work?
Go around parking lots replacing Obama bumper stickers with MAGA bumper stickers. What percent of people do you suppose would get in their cars without noticing the change?
We Know Who’s Really to Blame: That’s Right – The Shooters. On the Other Hand, Liberal Scapegoats Amuse Me
Straight Line of the Day: Now No Longer Considered Protected Speech…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now no longer considered protected speech…
Big Announcement
I forget if I mentioned it on this blog, but I have a new book!
I never read it, so I can’t tell you if it’s any good, but hopefully someone else has and can. But anyway, buy it as I really need the royalties since I went all in with my bookie on Hillary winning the presidential election. He said he’s going to send some people to my house to rearrange my furniture! Or maybe it was something else. I don’t listen well.
Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yeah. I have a new book. Please buy it. It’s probably great since my name is on it.
The Illustrated Frank J: Memories
Stunned Like a Norwegian Blue
Liberals are shocked to hear that President Trump has now hit a 50% approval rating.
Poor things. All they can do now is sit around all confused until Hillary writes a sequel to “What Happened”.