Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now no longer considered protected speech…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now no longer considered protected speech…
Now no longer considered protected speech…
whatever some uppity 16 year old says is no longer protected.
Wrong!!! Whatever the uppity 16 year old says IS protected as long as it’s liberal orientated! What ever you say in objection is up for grabs.
“Kill da wabbit! Kill da wabbit! Kill da wabbit!”
…ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!…
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AACK!
Probably worth an Obscury to you both.
Ni
…anything that is not intersectional, LBGTQ-friendly, woke, or otherwise entirely meaningless…
Now no longer considered protected speech…
The Declaration of Independence
The Constitution
your opinion.
…Frank J. Fleming novels…
Frank J Fleming random thoughts
Can you actually reconcile those two things?
Now no longer considered protected speech…
what have you got?
the lyrics to “Louie, Louie”.
To even potentially qualify as protected speech, it must first be comprehensible speech.
…and not subject to royalties
Now no longer considered protected speech…
IMAO
That’s correct. Two of my government-rot weilers have been recalled.
any passage from the Bible
Now no longer considered protected speech…
anything not on Social Media.
Now no longer considered protected speech…
*We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. *
asking the company treasurer’s hot secretary whether you can spread corn syrup all over her body and lick it off very slowly – that’s what the human resources folks told me when they walked me out the door.
I think the problem was the corn syrup. Now if you said Honey that would probably have been alright.
I called the secretary “Honey”. I guess that we can add that to the list of things that are no longer considered protected speech.
Only if you meant organic, sustainable, locally-sourced, fair-trade honey…
Honey swat qui mal y pence.
High fructose GMO corn syrup?!! That’s assault with a deadly weapon!!1!! Why was there no arrest?
Take the gun. Leave the Canola.
Whoops — corn syrup and corn oil are not the same. I always fructose two up.
Saying “God bless you” when somebody sneezes instead of the now mandatory “Get your stinking germs off me you insensative, heteronormative, privileged nazi!”
Those germs had rights Callahan!
Have the coroner give me a report on the Vicks.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Any discussion
Of anything Russian
And, paradoxically, voting fraud
Christian beliefs
Confederates, Chiefs,
Or jokes involving a broad.
Global warming’s hiatus
How muslims hate us
How Hillary stank on the stump
Not giving free lunches
To bilious bunches
Respect for our border. And Trump.
Vogon poetry… I’m not saying they’re aliens, but…
They’re Aliens.
…the First Amendment
“Ask not what your country can do for you.”
Now no longer considered protected speech…
…I love you.