I forget if I mentioned it on this blog, but I have a new book!
I never read it, so I can’t tell you if it’s any good, but hopefully someone else has and can. But anyway, buy it as I really need the royalties since I went all in with my bookie on Hillary winning the presidential election. He said he’s going to send some people to my house to rearrange my furniture! Or maybe it was something else. I don’t listen well.
Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yeah. I have a new book. Please buy it. It’s probably great since my name is on it.


Something’s been worrying me. Suppose this book gets made into a major motion picture.
Would Google sue Frank for copyright reasons? Or have dictionaries established that it is now in such common parlance that the trademark has morphed into a public-domain word? (There’s a term for that which escapes me. Something to do with Kleenex or some similar case.)