Friday Night Open Thread

I love Weird Al.

[The YouTube]

Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Friday Night Open Thread.

What’s on your mind?

Not a Mike Rowe Dirty Job

Experts are now claiming that the average American “showers too much“.

Mostly, I assume, formerly serious journalists who now have to pretend to take the opinions of adult film stars seriously.

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Sure Beats Staring at the Stupid Thing With a Pair of Dollar Store Binoculars

[Tour of the Moon in 4K] (Viewer #1,704,128)

I think I found a good nukin’ spot…

Link of the Day: I’m Not Saying It Was Aliens… Because It Wasn’t Aliens

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

9 “Scientific Mysteries” the Internet Loves, Debunked

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Icebreaker: Where Would You Most Like to Live?

Having finished “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data” and enjoyed the results, I’m moving on to a new list:

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

Where would you most like to live?

For safety reasons, next door to Sarah Connor’s friend, Enrique.

History Check

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Straight Line of the Day: A Robot Politician Is Running for Office. Its Biggest Campaign Promise…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A robot politician is running for office. Its biggest campaign promise…

The Illustrated Frank J: PeTA Is NOT Going to Like This

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I Can Only See Good Things Coming From This

Washington, DC is considering lowering the voting age in the District to 16.

Great idea. If you want your next Mayor to be a Tide Pod.