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9 “Scientific Mysteries” the Internet Loves, Debunked
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You can say it all you want to but…IT WAS ALIENS!!1!!
Or then again it might be the usual suspects consisting of…rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Methodists.
Methodists is Aliens.
Naaa…you’re thinking of Muslims.
I’m not saying that little baby mummy looks like Beavis from Beavis & Butthead….but he looks like Beavis from Beavis & Butthead.