Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A robot politician is running for office. Its biggest campaign promise…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A robot politician is running for office. Its biggest campaign promise…
was written in LISP.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Common or Franz?
Eugene, an American pianist who died in 1985, and whose name was spelled List.
… a chicken in every pod.
A charger in every pod?
… “If you like your pod bay doors open, you can keep your pod bay doors open!”
… oil hope & oil change.
… the welfare of Will Robinson will be uppermost in this administration’s thoughts.
Warning Will Robinson….higher taxes approching!! Warning!
You will be assimilated.
The decriminalization of sex bots.
They’re illegal? I’m in trouble.
.. far more efficient U.N. General Assembly line.
… collective bargaining will put an end to drone strikes.
… the Millenium Bug will enforce term limits.
Free recharge stations.
…”Yes, I have to be tossed into the side of a van, but then I’m a machine.”
T-Cog standardization.
… “common sense” repeal of Asimov’s outmoded Three Laws.
… promises never to directly assault humans*
*battery’s not included.
…a DESTROY ALL HUMANS in every DESTROY ALL HUMANS.
…”We will defend against all animes, foreign and domestic”…
… easily summed up in two words: “DOS Capitol.”
… more AC for DC.
… to say “that does not compute” when vetoing federal appropriations budgets
… not to do his hilarious Algore impersonation
Exterminate!
… pretty darn great re-election slogan: “I’ll be back.”
God forbid if one of them gets a sense of humor and says “DANGER WILL ROBINSON…DR. SMITH IS OFF HIS MEDS….AGAIN”!
..free Robot Hookers & blow.
… cannot be a Democrat, because will never be able to get away with saying under oath “This statement is a lie.”
… cannot be a Democrat, because Democrat bots elect humans, not the other way around.
Well, it’s a Japanese robot so it probably promised to…日本語教師による日本語授業 まずは1ヵ月の無料体験から!!
(the October Surprise to be unexpectedly moved to December 7th.)
… strict separation of The Kirk and state.
(While maintaining firm belief in rights endowed by The Creator.)
… will build The Wall-e.
… “Teach a man to phish, you can live-feed him for a lifetime.”
… will never get in a LAN war in Asia.
… being a robot, is neither pro-life nor pro-choice.
… promises to err on the Oath of Office 100% fewer times than Obama did.
… A Three-Pronged Plug for Our Candidate:
Solid States ~~ Short Circuit Courts ~~ Will Servo Full Term.
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A Robot Politician Is Running for Office. Its Biggest Campaign Promise…
…Robot Chicken for everyone.
…Global Warming data will be the product of an AlGore-ithm.
A robot politician is running for office. Its biggest campaign promise…
you will control the on/off switch.
We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity.
A robot politician is running for office. Its biggest campaign promise…
not to use that annoying “Alexa” voice.
OK. Let’s bring it on home…
A Robot Politician Is Running for Office. Its Biggest Campaign Promise…
…a robot chicken in every POTS.
…will not Klaatu your barada nikto.
Power to the people!
…to finally explain why the power button on a computer is represented with the letter “I” for on and “O” for off.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_symbol
…will not quit until it’s term or Sarah Connor has expired.
…will not repeat last election’s strategy of shaking babies and kissing hands.
…Vote. Or DIE!!!!!!! Puny humans.
…will not forget the little people whose jobs it eliminated at the auto plant.
…to tromp softly and carry a big death ray.
…you can stop greasing palms and start greasing joints.
The pod bay doors will not be opened
Fewer MegaFLOPS than Obama.
I am Nomad.