Having finished “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data” and enjoyed the results, I’m moving on to a new list:
76 Fun Icebreaker Questions (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
If money were not a concern, what would you do every day if you didn’t work?
Go around parking lots replacing Obama bumper stickers with MAGA bumper stickers. What percent of people do you suppose would get in their cars without noticing the change?
Hookers and blow. What else?
According to trends, vote Democrat.
The same thing I do every day Harvey…try to take over the world!
Try to get repaired.
[looks at Chelsea’s life] Be stupid?
That’s not fair picking on one rich kid. I mean just look at Paris Hilton, Jane Fonda or Charlie Sheen or….nevermind
Same thing I do now only with more breaks for checking IMAO.
I’m assuming I win a truly staggering amount of money. Something like $1 billion Sock away money for retirement/medical bills. Fix house. Enable my husband to retire. Purchase my own Life Membership in the NRA. Pay off Sarah Hoyt’s kids school bills so she can get them “off the payroll” sooner. Send her a small monthly gift. Have a friend get her medical issues treated by the best civilian doctors in Dallas. Have a dog trainer stay with us for as as it takes to train our dog out of his bad habits. Get a personal cook and exercise trainer so that we can get healthier more easily. Donate to UTD. Visit Israel. Hire a private jet to transport Texan Huns and Hoydens to LibertyCon.
Dang… I get the impression that this isn’t the first time you’ve considered this question…
Unbeknownst to Frank this has one of my favorite games for decades. So yeah I’ve thought about this a lot. I thought that Frank might not let my comment out of moderation because it is so specific and not terribly funny. Hope you enjoyed reading it.
Actually, you only got moderated because you’re new, and our spam filter automatically flags new commenters.
Shouldn’t happen again unless you quote Blazing Saddles verbatim without fixing the bad words….
Which happens at least once a week around here…
This is true. See below.
“I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.”