[High Praise! to Oppo]
Teenage Lament (to the tune of “Teenager in Love” by Dion And The Belmonts)
Each time we have a squirrel, it almost breaks my heart,
Cause I’m so afraid that teens will play a part,
Each night I ask the stars to explain,
Why must they pretend teenagers have brains?
One day I feel so happy, next day I feel so sad.
I guess I’ll learn to take the good with the bad.
Cause each night I ask the stars on the screen,
Why must they feed the teen grievance machine?
You cried a tear for nobody but you,
You’re about the only one who never thought this through
Well, if you want to make a point, it isn’t hard to do.
If you didn’t disappoint so much, someone would care for you.
Each night I ask the stars up above,
What is this B.S. teenagers speak of?