Happy Hallowe’en!
So, do you have something you’d like to share? A topic to discuss? It’s Wednesday Night Open Thread. And Hallowe’en!
What’s on your mind?
Happy Hallowe’en!
So, do you have something you’d like to share? A topic to discuss? It’s Wednesday Night Open Thread. And Hallowe’en!
What’s on your mind?
Totally (dark comedy) =
Totally dark, totally comedy.
Totally true.
For Halloween…
Huh. Could’ve sworn I posted this earlier; even remember editing the post to tweak it. But it disappeared. Oooh-h-h! [Count Floyd voice] Maybe I accidentally deleted the post after viewing it. (Yup: the “Delete” button is right next to the “Cancel” button, if one changes one’s mind about an edit …. My bat.)
Halloween dark humor —
But, true story:
A living freakin’ Gary Larson cartoon!
“Hey, Bunkie! Watching “Citizen Kane,” eh? Bummer it turns out to be the . . . G-a-a-a-a-a-ahh!”
Fifty percent hit for Penguin Publishing, eh?
I’m not condoning it, but I understand it.
I woulda put a couple penguins in his bathroom or ripped out the ending to all his books before trying the old ‘knife in the heart’ trick.
Russkis, don’t all their books end with everyone dying?
“Harry Potter and the Chamber of Freaking Secrets,” Perkins! SEcrets! It’s right there in the fr-eezing title!!”
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“. . . and no, your little ‘Global Warnings’ are not appreciated!”
“Whatcha reading, there, dude?
“Lady Chatterley’s Love -err -r-r -rrr- rrr -rrrr … ”
“The Man in the High Castle – ar -ar – ar- ar – ar – argh h”
“Who Need A House in Hackensack-ack-ack-ack-ack?”
Ah well. Guess my pumpkin patch wasn’t sincere enough after all.
sigh
Was it a pumpkin patch or a mine patch??
And a sincere one?
Pumpkin. However my wife was very upset she had to stay there and was denied tricks or treats. She later demanded restitution.
Classic Holiday Special Bacon to you, Sir!
Fake but accurate. CBS has a long proud history of “accuracy” in broadcasting.
Hey, I saw Men in Black. The truth is out there man.
What’s up with the French spelling of Halloween?
Are you some king of furriner or…… a Democrat?
The only time you use that is to show possessive case like it’s or their’s.
Okay, that is funny.
Just in case anyone wants more information.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/halloween-origin-spelling
Thank you. I started to reply earlier, but loved the errant apostrophes in that earlier so much.
’tweren’t nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuF5fzwnNQ4
W.C. Fields didn’t have nothin’ on this guy.
One of my favorite programs………………
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iXU2sYTo6c