Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Joe Biden’s hands are out of control. He just touched…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Joe Biden’s hands are out of control. He just touched…
Joe Biden’s hands are out of control. He just touched…
well I’m not saying it was an Alien but… it was an Alien.
Joe Biden’s hands are out of control. He just touched…
himself inappropriately.
…AT&T.
Joe Biden’s hands are out of control. He just touched…
Eliot Ness
Joe Biden’s hands are out of control. He just touched…
several clearly marked Museum exhibits.
Joe Biden’s hands are out of control. He just touched…
My Eggo!
…his feminine side… and now he can’t stop touching it.
Joe Biden’s hands are out of control. He just touched…
an Angel when the rules clearly indicate it should be the other way around.
…his tongue on a frozen flag pole.
..all those Muslim Dem congress ladies hijabs at the same time with one huge sniff.
…RBG innappropriately
How was he able to find her?
Joe Biden’s hands are out of control. He just touched…
second base without touching first base first.
Joe Biden’s hands are out of control. He just touched…
a Mink.
Joe Biden’s hands are out of control. He just touched…
down on an international runway…
a bench marked Wet Paint
beat me to it
me for $20.
Saw a t-shirt that read, “I’m not gay. But $20 is $20.”
Joe Biden’s hands are out of control. He just touched…
and touched and touched and touched and touched and touched…
Touche’
I don’t know if tushies were involved but it wouldn’t surprise me.
…and squeezed the Charmin.
…his weiner on every doorknob he opens.
Didn’t know Anthony was working again.
That was sexting
… Pat the Bunny.
What’s that?!
…Chris Matthews and felt a thrill go up his leg.
Who’s?
… a sleeping Al Franken
…Jim Morrison…
…Little Mix…
…the sky, but he didn’t say “Excuse me”…
…Sweet Caroliine. https://youtu.be/quekbRowubQ
Diana Ross in the morning, then just walked away
Joe Biden’s hands are out of control. He just touched…
Every piss-ant prairie punk who thought she could shoot a gun.
…and taunted Happy Fun Ball
…the Divinyls, when he thought about you.
Or himself, when he thought about the Divinyls.
Pelosi, sharply on the back of the head…. to reset her motherboard.
… WarioWare.
…Trump’s oranges…
… in the head, that’s all.
… the Third Rail of campaigning.
…his ass… to prove he could find it… given both hands.
He probably needs a third hand for that.
Or both hands and a flashlight
…Joan Jett, there.
…an OCD specialist 2220 times.
…his lips to his behind and said goodbye.
…Dieter’s monkey.
…on his connections to Somalia, referring to himself as a “Sommelier”, in solidarity…
…Janet Weiss…. ’cause she wanted to feel dirty.
…well, it wasn’t four roses on a piano… but it was tulips on an organ.
… the face of Rod
(after slipping the surly bans of earth).
…MC Hammer