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Archive of entries posted on 30th April 2019
It’s a Standard That Should Apply to Everything
“Avengers: Endgame” shattered the record for the movie with the biggest opening weekend.
However, liberals are furious, since – with it being a 3 hour movie – tickets came to less than $15 an hour.
Big, Fiery Surprise
[4K Slow Motion Backdraft] (Viewer #2,988,725)
A lot of waiting around, but it’s mostly worth it, at least for the first two fireblasts.
Feel free to jump out at 7:22, though, because they set up for a third one that comes directly at the camera, but it’s visually uninteresting compared to what came before.
Link of the Day: CNN’s First Honest Headline
[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]
CNN: ‘God Allowed The Mueller Report To Test Our Unshakable Faith In Collusion’
Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Trump Truths: Economy
3.2% GDP growth rate, 3.8% unemployment rate… the only way President Trump could improve the economy further is to invent a way for it to actually be profitable for companies to pay people not to work.
Or, Put It Between a Few Paper Towels and Microwave It. Try One Minute and Then Use 30 Second Increments Until It’s the Way You Like
Straight Line of the Day: Japan’s Emperor Is Abdicating. He Will Be Replaced by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Japan’s Emperor is abdicating. He will be replaced by…
The Illustrated Frank J: Pay Gap Meets Performance Gap
Mars Needs Women
An Oxford University professor claims that aliens are attempting to colonize the earth by interbreeding with humans.
I don’t believe it. If it were true, that angle would’ve been played on The Bachelorette by now.