An Oxford University professor claims that aliens are attempting to colonize the earth by interbreeding with humans.
I don’t believe it. If it were true, that angle would’ve been played on The Bachelorette by now.
An Oxford University professor claims that aliens are attempting to colonize the earth by interbreeding with humans.
I don’t believe it. If it were true, that angle would’ve been played on The Bachelorette by now.
Im not saying its aliens, but…..

Ew, we’re not after humans! On an entirely unrelated note: DamnCat, could you send me your email?
How many more Breeding Upgrades do we have to go through before they leave us alone?
Danger!! Danger Willamena Robinson!! Horny aliens approaching!
See, I’ve been trying to tell you this but did you believe me? Noooo, well now the truth is out there for all to see!
What? I only ever remember you not saying it’s Aliens…
But its aliens.
♪♫ “Don’t send my son to Oxford,” the dying mother said. ♬
I think this was the pitch for a new sitcom, “Barsoom Buddies.”
Sounds like one of those may-dismember romances, where she’s twenty going on E.T.
Now, there’s a joke here about a black hole. I even know what it is. But you’re just going to have to go without, or be ashamed of yourself.