Friday Night Open Thread

I love Weird Al.

[The YouTube]

Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Friday Night Open Thread.

What’s on your mind?

Or Maybe It’s Just People Who Don’t Like Creepy Old Men

Joe Biden’s advisers suspect that stories of the former vice president inappropriately touching women are being pushed by Bernie Sanders.

Nailed him! [whistles nonchalantly, quietly retweets story]

I Had No Idea You Could Make Flexible Titanium

[Why Machines That Bend Are Better] (Viewer #2,694,246)

I’m really liking this concept and can’t wait to see where it goes.

Link of the Day: Dangerously Defective

[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Economics Degree Recalled

Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

School Days

[Submitted by Rihar (High Praise!)]

We all know the correct answer to this.

Trump Truths: Return

The only thing President Trump has to worry about now? If the Democrats cross the deadfall and bury the Mueller Report in the old Micmac Indian cemetery.

Exception: Drew Carey

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

It’s 2019, people. Nobody needs visible corrective eyewear.

And double nobody needs to wear BCGs

[title reference link]

Straight Line of the Day: Preparing for Launch – the World’s Largest Airplane. Its Cargo – …

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Preparing for launch – the world’s largest airplane. Its cargo – …

The Illustrated Frank J: Fidget Spinners Were Basically Just a New York City Mayoral Election

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Want Control Over News? Buy a TV Station

House Democrats are now demanding to have “oversight” of Fox News editorial decisions.

Nah. They already have all the oversight they need. It’s the same button I use to turn off MSNBC.