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Archive of entries posted on 5th April 2019

Friday Night Open Thread

Posted by Basil on 5 April 2019, 9:00 pm

I love Weird Al.

[The YouTube]

Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Friday Night Open Thread.

What’s on your mind?

Filed under Open Thread, Videos | 2 Comments

Or Maybe It’s Just People Who Don’t Like Creepy Old Men

Posted by Harvey on 5 April 2019, 8:00 pm

Joe Biden’s advisers suspect that stories of the former vice president inappropriately touching women are being pushed by Bernie Sanders.

Nailed him! [whistles nonchalantly, quietly retweets story]

Filed under One-Shots | 4 Comments

I Had No Idea You Could Make Flexible Titanium

Posted by Harvey on 5 April 2019, 7:00 pm

[Why Machines That Bend Are Better] (Viewer #2,694,246)

I’m really liking this concept and can’t wait to see where it goes.

Filed under Videos | Comment

Link of the Day: Dangerously Defective

Posted by Harvey on 5 April 2019, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Economics Degree Recalled

Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | 2 Comments

School Days

Posted by Harvey on 5 April 2019, 5:00 pm

[Submitted by Rihar (High Praise!)]

We all know the correct answer to this.

Filed under Funny Pictures, Reader Submissions | 4 Comments

Trump Truths: Return

Posted by Harvey on 5 April 2019, 4:00 pm

The only thing President Trump has to worry about now? If the Democrats cross the deadfall and bury the Mueller Report in the old Micmac Indian cemetery.

Filed under Trump Truths | 1 Comment

Exception: Drew Carey

Posted by Harvey on 5 April 2019, 2:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

It’s 2019, people. Nobody needs visible corrective eyewear.

And double nobody needs to wear BCGs

[title reference link]

Filed under Funny Pictures | 5 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: Preparing for Launch – the World’s Largest Airplane. Its Cargo – …

Posted by Harvey on 5 April 2019, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Preparing for launch – the world’s largest airplane. Its cargo – …

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 37 Comments

The Illustrated Frank J: Fidget Spinners Were Basically Just a New York City Mayoral Election

Posted by Harvey on 5 April 2019, 10:00 am

[source]

Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | Comment

Want Control Over News? Buy a TV Station

Posted by Harvey on 5 April 2019, 8:00 am

House Democrats are now demanding to have “oversight” of Fox News editorial decisions.

Nah. They already have all the oversight they need. It’s the same button I use to turn off MSNBC.

Filed under One-Shots | 4 Comments

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