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Archive of entries posted on 1st April 2019

Monday Night Open Thread

Posted by Basil on 1 April 2019, 9:00 pm

It’s sometimes hard to separate what’s true from what’s not true in the world today. It’s also hard for stuff from the past.

[The YouTube]

What’s on your mind? Got something you want to share? It’s Monday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

Filed under Open Thread, Videos | 15 Comments

L-E-A-D

Posted by Harvey on 1 April 2019, 8:00 pm

Former Vice President Joe Biden is now ahead of the pack of Democrat contenders with a 10-point lead.

He should be able to keep it. He’s a master of 3-letter words like that.

Filed under One-Shots | 5 Comments

Great With Faces, Lousy With Names

Posted by Harvey on 1 April 2019, 7:00 pm

[Every Alien Species in the Original Trilogy | Star Wars By the Numbers] (Viewer #38,417)

If you know more than 5 of these, there’s something wrong with you, because that’s all that are actually named in the movies.

Filed under Videos | Comment

Link of the Day: I Never Knew About #5

Posted by Harvey on 1 April 2019, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Townhall]

An Armed Citizenry Is A Free Citizenry, Which Is Why Liberals Want You Disarmed

Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | 4 Comments

Trump Truths: Gloatless

Posted by Harvey on 1 April 2019, 4:00 pm

Although President Trump is trying not to gloat over the Mueller report, buying a dog, naming him CNN, and referring to his leavings as “special reports” has been seen by some as insensitive. Imagine… going through life named “CNN”.

Filed under Trump Truths | 13 Comments

But Then Who’ll Change Her Light Bulb?

Posted by Harvey on 1 April 2019, 2:00 pm

[High Praise! to The Daily Gouge]

Filed under Funny Pictures | 1 Comment

Straight Line of the Day: Now on the List of Words Banned in California…

Posted by Harvey on 1 April 2019, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Now on the list of words banned in California…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 51 Comments

The Illustrated Frank J: Wait… Why’s Harry Potter in the Fiction Section?

Posted by Harvey on 1 April 2019, 10:00 am

[source]

Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | 2 Comments

Still MAGA

Posted by Harvey on 1 April 2019, 8:00 am

At a rally in Michigan, President Trump called the Russian collusion story “the greatest hoax in the history of our country.”

Trump has made America great again. Even our hoaxes are setting records. In your face, Bigfoot!

Filed under One-Shots | 3 Comments

The Illustrated AOC: The Way Forward

Posted by Harvey on 1 April 2019, 7:00 am

[reference link]

Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | 1 Comment

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