Trump Truths: Gloatless Posted by Harvey on 1 April 2019, 4:00 pm Although President Trump is trying not to gloat over the Mueller report, buying a dog, naming him CNN, and referring to his leavings as “special reports” has been seen by some as insensitive. Imagine… going through life named “CNN”.
My wife has a cat named Fake News….imagine having to hear that all day long 24/7… Reply to this comment
She wanted to name him Morning Joe..but I told her that’s where I draw the line. Reply to this comment
…referring to his leavings as “special reports” And that’s why news reports are called “scoops.” Reply to this comment
If they are produced in such large quantities how can they be called “Special”? Common seems a better term for them. Reply to this comment
“Whew! What’s that smell?”
“It’s just my dog breaking news.”
… Mutt Lauer.
My wife has a cat named Fake News….imagine having to hear that all day long 24/7…
Hairball with Chris Matthews?
Nine Lives presents More S***.
Unnamed sources tell us it is a Persian of interest.
Good thing it isn’t a cow. It’d be leaving Maddow Muffins all over the place.
If it was a donkey, it’d be Brayin’ Williams.
Maddow Muffins all over the meddow.
She wanted to name him Morning Joe..but I told her that’s where I draw the line.
Fake doo-doos.
…referring to his leavings as “special reports”
And that’s why news reports are called “scoops.”
If they are produced in such large quantities how can they be called “Special”? Common seems a better term for them.