Obama said about powerful interests, “They talk about me like a dog.” I don’t know what’s that supposed to mean. As he said it, he added it wasn’t in his prepared remarks; we know that when Obama prefaces something with, “Let me be clear,” that means a lie is coming, so apparently when he says, “That’s not in my prepared remarks”, that means he’s saying something stupid and meaningless.
Anyway, doesn’t Obama remind you more of a cat? He has this blank expression like he’s not quite comprehending what we’re saying or even paying attention to us. Makes a lot of noise when he wants attention and when he’s done with us acts like we’re not even there. He’s always tearing up valuable things if we’re not keeping a close eye on him. He a complete sociopath. He defecates in a box. The guy is a cat.
So what animal would you compare Obama too? You can’t all pick blobfish.
Tough choice. I want to say a weassel, but then he is so reptilian that i want to say snake…
No way he’s a dog. Dogs are awesome… and loyal. He’s more like a seagull. Screechy, always in your face trying to steal food, and then crapping the food onto your car.
A slug?
mosquito
Obviously, a jackass.
Pigeon. Struts around all day getting in the way and does nothing but crap all over the place.
@FormerHostage: Actually, pigeons do two things. They crap all over the place and eat all the food.
Rodent of Unusual Size?
As DC appears to be in the middle of the Fire Swamp, I’m pretty sure they’re ALL ROUS’s
All this time you thought that was Pelosi talking, it was just hot air belching from the bog…
Gotta be a monkey: They screach, fling poo, jump up and down a lot. And are generally good for nothing except entertainment.
A vampire bat. A rabid one.
Very sloth like on the oil spill
A leech. Sucks off of your healthy life force,, makes you see a doctor, can drain you dry, slimey. Leaves a nasty trail. And has the same IQ.
A dog? Last time I checked no one has yet to smack his nose with a rolled up newspaper and rub his nose in his mess. Umnless Pelosi has done something we don’t know about.
A lamprey-slimy, blood-sucking, and (hopefully!!) endangered.
He DID say he was a mongrel a while back, didn’t he?
And just look at the token ‘white house’ dog (no doubt will be sent to a rescue in just over 2 yrs)-and he named it after his own initials??
Just once, I’d like to see a president with a big-ass dog like a Mastiff-or at least a lab. What kind of dog does Chris Christie have? Paul Rand? Pawlenty? Next time, see who has the biggest dog and vote for him (or her).
Virus. Not only is it the lowest form of life, it also benefits at the expense and destruction of it’s host cell.
He reminds me of a Ringtailed Lemur: http://www.buzzabouttravel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/5/king-Julien.jpg
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He is a tick. A shower can’t even get him or it off.
Oh, I get it. He wanted to call himself a dog tick.
Of course I meant that in the “through a plate glass window” rhetorical sense. Obambi is more like a Chihuahua that needs a major root canal surgery. Samall, petty, very loud, annoying as all heck, dangerous in his own way. we need a nice, surgically swift 2010 Election to get him to shut the heck up.
I think the Hyena bears a close resemblance:
Many cultures, including those in Africa, have historically viewed the hyena negatively, associating them with gluttony, uncleanliness and cowardice.
Talk about ya like a dog eh!? Well welcome to my world pal…G. Bush, retired, Texas
Well, maybe there was a reason they had to get new carpet. I’m just sayin’.
A blobfish
the cleaner… cleaning up the republican mess, give the guy some credit. remember you tried to treat other people like shit ages ago… history shows that never works!!! and it never will. when will you learn? Ohh, your kids will you scumbag…
I agree that a dog is a good reference. After all, he is clean and articulate! Scooting across the Oval Office carpet, however must stop! Those nasty brown racing stripes are tough to clean!
Yep, a tick! I had one of those on my scrotum once. It was all engorged and I thought it was my blood, but when I squeezed it something like Cornhuskers came out.
Ohhhh I know, I know: Obama is a Bedbug. Sucks you dry, everytime you think you’ve gotten rid of him he comes back, an generaly usless in the animal kingdom. Actualy, that can be applied to all democrats.
He’s a skunk that crawled out of the ass of another skunk.
Yellow-bellied sapsucker.
If you put his brain in a hummingbird, though, it would fly backwards all the time.
“So what animal would you compare Obama too? You can’t all pick blobfish.”
Blobfish!
So far I’m the only one to compare him to a blobfish. And according to the rules it is acceptable if even all but one compare him to a blobfish. They do have a lot in common … except for the ears … and being born a muslim.
a deer,
in the headlights
(“Obambi”)
-Dogs aren’t narcissistic A$$hats.
-Seriously I can not imagine an animal he has less in common with behaviorally then a dog.
-If he was being described as a creature like those were in the book of “Revelations” he might be described as prissyness of a cat, the cold calculation of a snake, and the whining of a a hyena.
Ivan…WTF?
Obama’s a bitch.
Oh, sorry, “bitch” is variant of dog, and we supposed to find an alternative to dog. My bad.
He’s a dawg, dawg.
Presidents and other elected officials get compared to far worse things than animals. E.g., Bushitler. E.g., Maureen Dowd called Clinton a “man” due to his escapades which was the worst thing she could think of. Most people like dogs; the only people who really look down on them are Muslims, I think.
# DamnCat says:
September 7th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Virus. Not only is it the lowest form of life, it also benefits at the expense and destruction of it’s host cell.
Right, I totally agree
# Greg says:
September 7th, 2010 at 3:24 pm
Of course I meant that in the “through a plate glass window” rhetorical sense. Obambi is more like a Chihuahua that needs a major root canal surgery. Samall, petty, very loud, annoying as all heck, dangerous in his own way.
I have a pair of Chihuahuas. They are very loyal very well behaved and very upset that anyone would even consider comparing that asshole in charge to them.
Sorry Frank.
# DamnCat says:
September 7th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Virus. Not only is it the lowest form of life, it also benefits at the expense and destruction of it’s host cell.
Right, I totally agree
# Greg says:
September 7th, 2010 at 3:24 pm
Of course I meant that in the “through a plate glass window” rhetorical sense. Obambi is more like a Chihuahua that needs a major root canal surgery. Samall, petty, very loud, annoying as all heck, dangerous in his own way.
I have a pair of Chihuahuas. They are very loyal very well behaved and very upset that anyone would even consider comparing that a**hole in charge to them.
I vote for puppy. That way, we tell him he better shape up or he’ll get the Glenn Reynolds treatment. Really, if he’s not fixing the economy, he might as well be keeping the Instapundit young and (I assume) virile.
Jackovasaurus.
Or perhaps Gungan– just judging by the ears and bumbling, not the speech patterns.
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Only thing I could think of was a Urinal Cake
A pet rock
Hey Ivan #28, I thought I was the only guy in the world to have that happen. I don’t feel so alone now. Freaked me out, it did.
he’s a maggot
“They talk about me like a dog”?
What has he done to deserve an upswing in praise?
or perhaps he means they bark at him…Although it could be the “Open Border Collie” reference I saw this past weekend!