There is now a Like button on IMAO posts so you can share what you like on that new Facebook site all the kids are talking about. Even my dad uses Facebook, and he’s constantly calling me up with technical questions like, “How do I type a letter ‘Q’ on the screen.”
And I tell him, “Find the button with the circle on it that has a line down through the corner of it… No, that’s the button for making an ‘O’ appear. It needs a line down in the corner to be a ‘Q’.”
Plus, Facebook is good for keeping up with old friends… except I like to forget my past. So I mainly use it for playing Bejeweled and Scrabble.
Anyway, you can now Like IMAO posts. But don’t like this post because it was stupid.
Facebook, thank God. For a moment there I thought you were writing that you were on Twitter. And that would be gay.
Its obvious what direction this whole thing is going so I am going to start a new social networking site called
ga-ga-boo-boo.com
There is a 12 character total limit so everyone is shares only the most direct possible incoherent blurbs that let their infantile whining be shared with the rest of the world.
a days post would go like this :
9am-sleepy
10am-ungry
11am-poopie
11am -burp
12am-shu shop
1pm-ungry
2pm-angry
3pm-farty
4pm-bu$hitler
5pm-pee pee
8pm-sleepy
12am-welfare chk 2day
3am-poopie ? 🙁
I “like”d it because it was stupid. Cause that’s how I roll. 😛
I tried clicking on it and NoScript running in Firefox popped-up a warning about “Possible ClickJacking / UI Readdressing Attempt.”
So, I looked for a “Don’t Like” button and couldn’t find one, which was good, since it, too, would probably have produced the same warning.
Circles do not have corners. Thank you.
Son of Bob, I consider Facebook more gay than Twitter. It’s pretentious. Can’t they just call it a “yearbook”? Kids these days. Or is just a facebook because they couldn’t afford to write a full yearbook?
Math and, uh, circle snobs are more gay than Facebook and Twitter. How does one become a circle snob?
found a site that is crazy-unique and HILARIOUS!!!!!!
Thank you, you idiots, I think…
@Marco,
You mean, just because an entire generation all want to be “famous” even though they don’t actually do or accomplish anything that might make them interesting enough to warrant some type of fame? I see your point. Kinda like a guy who never accomplished anything writing not one but two autobiographies before reaching the age of 47.
@Son of Bob
Twitter is awesome. Twitter-haters only hate on it cuz they aren’t smart enough to use it properly and make something useful out of it. In fact, I found out about this blog through Twitter. I also won a free t-shirt on twitter (from Andrew W.K.!), received a $10 gift card from carls jr on twitter, as well as another coupon for a free cheeseburger… Still think twitter is gay now?
Frank, I sent you a friend request. Add me i’m from Boise too.
Robb…so you spend your time on the Twitter talking to Dudes? Teh Gay!
I really wish you hadn’t linked this to FaceBook. Mainly because I steal quotes from this blog and post them as my own original thoughts in the status update portion of my page.
The problem with Twitter is that it allows people the honestly believe that what they’re tweeting is important. Like my old drum coach used to say, “you’re not that rad”.
Twitter makes people feel like they matter. It’s like when I was in my twenties and playing golf one day with a guy in his 80’s who shot his age. I use to get really mad all the time and the old guy told me “son, you aren’t good enough to get mad…” Best advise I’ve ever been given! I learned that I’m not the center of the Universe…
shiggaz has got ti right.
Facebook can be fun to harrass your liberal freinds. And now IMAO joins the fray….. hehehe
@Robb,
Yep, I’m really missing out on the Twitter thing. For example, this morning Justin Bieber Twittered “back from playing some hoop …not the best outing for the squad.” and I totally missed it. And, a few days ago Lady Gaga Tweeted “Little monsters heart I keep, and as I lay me down to sleep, I dream of rainbow roads to love, for now New York city’s my drug.” Twitter is so awesome. And a few days ago, president Barack Obama Twooted, “We can’t afford to go backward to the failed policies of the past. We have to move forward.” That’s newsworthy. And, Joy Behar Twatted “I got the Keratin treatment and of course some Botox.” Wow, this is really important stuff. And, I also have the option of starting my own Twitter account so that 4 or 5 of my friends can find out when I’m “On way to grocery store. Might rain.”
Yep, Twitter is awesome. Totally gay, but in such an awesome way.
I don’t need a button, Frnak. I’ll just tell you when I like a post.
……..yesiree I will let you know.
Justin Bieber and Junior High girls are what Twitter is all about…
@Son of Bob
Okay im sorry, but if you want to follow Bieber and Gaga on twitter, then maybe you are gay… And I’ve never seen anyone tweet something like “Gonna go take a crap” or “Thinking of going for a walk right now”. I suggest you actually try using twitter or stop bashing it. But I understand you burning jealousy of my awesome t-shirts and free food that I have been receiving 😉
Push the button, Frank.
@Robb,
The top 10 most followed Twitter accounts:
1- Lady Gaga
2 – Britney Spears
3 – Ashton Kutcher
4 – Barack Obama
5 – Ellen DeGeneres
6 – Justin Bieber
7 – Kim Kardashian
8 – Oprah Winfrey
9 – Taylor Swift
10 – Katy Perry
John Mayer is 11th, Ryan Seacrest is 14th, and Justin Timberlake, Paris Hilton, Perez Hilton, Al Gore, Pete Wentz and Miley Cyrus are among the 50 most-followed “Twitters”. You still wanna try to make the case for how cool and not-gay Twitter is?
Incidentally, “And I’ve never seen anyone tweet something like “Gonna go take a crap” or “Thinking of going for a walk right now”.
Two day ago, Ashton Kutcher, the third most followed Twitter account in the world, posted such valuable insights as:
“I have to do my laundry.” and “I would like to dedicate today to sitting on my ass and doing nothing!”
Gay
@22 SoB – Ouch, that’s a pain that’ll linger.