So Mike Castle is considering a write-in campaign, but looking at a poll in Alaska where Murkalukey is mainly taking votes away from the Democrat, we might want to encourage it. Apparently, right now Republicans aren’t looking for someone squishier to vote for, but Democrats are looking for someone more Republicany. So Castle getting into the election might actually help give crazy, crazy O’Donnell more of chance.
So there’s a use for a RINO — to siphon votes away from Democrats during a general election. Other uses for RINOs include serving punch at GOP parties, carrying things, and sitting in your passenger seat so you can use the car pool lane. So there are reasons we keep them around.
Other uses for RINOs…
* Speed bump
* Single-use bomb defuser
* Have their heads stuffed and displayed in Sarah Palin’s trophy room.
Someone for Aquaman to make fun of.
Other uses for RINOs include
servinggettting punched at GOP partiesRINO’s are pretty much just hippies in suits, aren’t they? They must be punched.
*Door stop
*Something to practise hippie punching on
*Act as a shiv to keep your dining room table level
*Practise targets for Marine built killer death robots
I’m at a loss to think of any good use for them. We could mebbe use them for bait, but only the bottom feeders would go after them.
Charlie Crist staying in the FL race is a godsend for Marco Rubio. He is so close to being a democrap that the DNC is undecided whether to support him or the democrap Meeks. The real reason they aren’t supporting Meeks is because in case you haven’t noticed, they never support black people, especially those that run for the SENATE.
Crash Test Dummies – Although they might not be smart enough
Toilet Bowl Cleaners
Scratch Resistant Pads for the side of your car to avoid Door dents
Plumbers butt crack filler
Scratching Post for the cat
Black Top Mixer – Tied to a giant stirring mechanism in the back of the truck and given a shovel.
New Parachute Tester
Police Dog Training Chew Toy
The filling in a Madeline Albright and Helen Thomas Sandwich
They could use them to fill all those empty seats at Obama speeches.
empty suits for empty seats
They are good for arguing with, if you’re a guy like me who loves to debate politics. They’re less likely to bite you than liberals are, and carry fewer infectious diseases.
If you use one as a mannequin for riding in the car pool lane, won’t your car smell like hippie?
* Nuclear contamination test strips
* Maxie pads
* Mexi-cannon testers
If you plan on donating to the rnc or the rncc or the rnsc, be sure to ask if any of your money is going to be given to mircowski or castle/coons for their write in campaigns.
Just sayin.
And what about Idaho, dammit!
Uses for RINOs?
I’ve got one word for you: skeet.
batting practice
holding up targets at the shooting range
cleaning up used diapers at the FrankJ residence
Handing out flyers on election day to remind Alaska voters how to spell The Big Murbowski.
Shoot um, cut off their nose horn, grind it up, sell the powder to the Chinese as an aphrodisiac. There’s good profit here, lets face it…you can sell the Chinese anything as long as you tell’um it’s an aphrodisiac.