A Message to Liberals

Yeah, I do plan on a non-partisan essay later, but, right now, I would like to say to any liberals listening:
BWA HA HA HA HA!
The largest amount of votes for a President ever!
BWA HA HA HA HA!
I wonder if I could make a fortune selling a device for easily removing those “Selected, Not Elected” bumper stickers?
BTW, if you have Glenn Beck, listen to him. His gloat fest is hilarious.
Oh, and one other thing…
BWA HA HA HA HA!
Wow, Fahrenheit 9/11 really sold well on DVD. To everyone who bought it…
BWA HA HA HA HA!
Now, all you liberals, flee for Canada or France before the hammer drops! Flee! Flee!
But, before you go, know that…
BWA HA HA HA HA!
UPDATE: Oh, and to foreigners who feared a second Bush term, I just want to assure you that…
BWA HA HA HA HA!
BTW, if Michael Moore tries to eat his way out of depression, how large will he get? I mean…
BWA HA HA HA HA!
Okay, that’s enough. Need to focus on what’s really important. More on that later. But also…
BWA HA HA HA HA!
UPDATE 2: Oh, and MoveOn.org, I just want you to know…
BWA HA HA HA HA!
And, George Soros, thanks for participating in our democracy by throwing all that money around. Also…
BWA HA HA HA HA!

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  1. An Open Letter To Micheal Moore:
    Dear Mikey,

    snickergigglechuckleguffawLOLLOL<
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
    Sorry for that outburst Mikey. I don’t mean to rub it in…. BTW, for that lousy post-electoral defeat bluesy morose feeling….take 2 doz. Twinkies anally(sideways, wrapper on) and call Teresa Kerry in the morning…..
    Sincerely,
    EffinNewGuy
    PS
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  2. I wrote a similar letter to Michael Moore.
    If you want, you too can email Michael Moore at mike@michaelmoore.com …. and gloat.
    For example you could write:
    HAHAAHAAA!!! F*** YOU MICHAEL MOORE!!!
    I voted for Bush because of you!!! I AND MILLIONS OF OTHERS VOTED FOR BUSH BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR STUPID MANIPULATIVE MOVIE!!!!
    YOU CAUSED BUSH TO WIN BOTH TIMES!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
    LOSER!!!!
    I used to be a liberal. NOT ANYMORE, because of YOU, you BUTT PIRATE!!!
    NOW I WONT HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR MEDICAL CARE WHEN YOU KEEL OVER FROM A HEART ATTACK FATSO!! YEAAAAAAHHH!!!
    HAHAHHAHHAHHAHHA!!!!!!

  3. Well, this token Dem just wants ya’ll to know that, if all Repubs were like FrankJ, SarahK, etc., we wouldn’t be crying in our granola so much right now!
    P.S. IMHO, Mikey Moore is an asshat and F911 a piece of activist garbage.

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