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One is Xtreme Right Wing which is a blog with cool merchandise.
Another is for the film “Michael Moore Hates America” which I’ve mentioned before. It’s supposed to be an excellent film about how documentaries can be used to manipulate viewers and also about how great the county of America is. Ebert and Roeper gave it two thumbs up (and you know liberal Ebert is – he gave Fahrenheit 911 three and a half stars out of four). I pre-ordered my copy and you should do the same (I’ll put up a review after I see it).
BTW, found this neat factoid from Ebert’s site:

Q. In your Ebert & Roeper review of Michael Wilson’s “Michael Moore Hates America,” you blurted out an erroneous opinion, expressing your doubts about the film’s claim that the Canadian crime rate is double the U.S. rate.
I checked with www.statcan.ca, listed as “the official source for Canadian social and economic statistics and products,” and with the U.S. Department of Justice Bureau of Justice Statistics. The bottom line: These sites agree with Wilson’s assertion that crime in Canada is much worse than in the USA.
James Elias, Highland Ranch, Colo.
A. Astonishing. For the year 2003, per 100,000 population, Canada had 8,530 crimes, and the U.S. 4,267. For crimes of violence, 958 vs. 523. For property crimes, 4,275 vs. 3,744. Michael Wilson, director of the film, tells me: “There was originally a comedic segment in the film that attributed this to the proliferation of Tim Horton’s doughnut franchises, but I could not make it work.”

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Happy Dance FAQ

The Happy Dance Committee has submitted this FAQ on the status of the happy dance:
HAPPY DANCE FAQ
Q. Will there be a happy dance?
A. Yes. A happy dance was promised, and thus a happy dance will be coming.
Q. When will there be the happy dance?
A. No official date has ever been discussed. The official stance on when the happy dance is coming is “soon.”
Q. Is there any limit until how long we might have to wait for the happy dance?
A. To fulfill the promise, the happy dance must be filmed before Frank J. dies.
Q. If Frank J. dies before doing the happy dance, will he have to answer to God for his broken promise?
A. Yes. He’ll have to answer for that and his Tobit posts.
Q. I thought the Tobit posts were funny.
A. Then please pray to God to that effect on behalf of Frank J.’s immortal soul.