Man I’m sleepy, and I don’t think I’ve mentioned that I have either had some bad allergies or a cold since Saturday. Still, I’ll try to have my essay ready for tomorrow. I have a few things to say before I get on the festivities (and the victory IMW should be sweet).
Also, I think I deserve having a Guinness while smoking a cigar tonight.

Just updating to say I’m quite happy.
Anyway, the Iranians hoping for freedom are already happy dancing in the streets. I’ll try to have my happy dance done during the weekend. Tonight, I need sleep.

Please post your feedback on the liveblogging in the comments section here. I don’t plan on doing it again anytime soon, but I would like to know what you think.

Kerry expected to concede at 1pm. Castor has conceded to Martinez. So now inevitability of the happy dance is recognized by the other side.
BTW, credit to where credit is due, I think Kerry waited an appropriate amount of time to concede, and I applaud him for doing so.

From Glenn Beck, quickly becoming a favorite of mine:

Last night it was like Republican porn watching those results come in.

Market surge! I wonder why…
BWA HA HA HA HA!

I think it’s safe now to admit that Bush stole the first election and served illegitimately. Thus he was elected for the first time for real yesterday. So, can Bush now run for real reelection in 2008?
My opinion is…
BWA HA HA HA HA!
What do you think?

So, I have my own ideas for a gloat In My World™ and comic, but what would you guys like? What liberals would you like gloated against the most?
(the gloating to terrorists will be for another post)
Also, what would be the best song for the happy dance?

For those who didn’t follow all the liveblogging lastnight, here is the future we won’t have to worry about and the one soon to come.
Michelle Malkin has a great list of winners and losers. In fairness to Andrew Sullivan, it sounds like he’s regaining his sanity.

Yeah, I do plan on a non-partisan essay later, but, right now, I would like to say to any liberals listening:
BWA HA HA HA HA!
The largest amount of votes for a President ever!
BWA HA HA HA HA!
I wonder if I could make a fortune selling a device for easily removing those “Selected, Not Elected” bumper stickers?
BTW, if you have Glenn Beck, listen to him. His gloat fest is hilarious.
Oh, and one other thing…
BWA HA HA HA HA!
Wow, Fahrenheit 9/11 really sold well on DVD. To everyone who bought it…
BWA HA HA HA HA!
Now, all you liberals, flee for Canada or France before the hammer drops! Flee! Flee!
But, before you go, know that…
BWA HA HA HA HA!
UPDATE: Oh, and to foreigners who feared a second Bush term, I just want to assure you that…
BWA HA HA HA HA!
BTW, if Michael Moore tries to eat his way out of depression, how large will he get? I mean…
BWA HA HA HA HA!
Okay, that’s enough. Need to focus on what’s really important. More on that later. But also…
BWA HA HA HA HA!
UPDATE 2: Oh, and MoveOn.org, I just want you to know…
BWA HA HA HA HA!
And, George Soros, thanks for participating in our democracy by throwing all that money around. Also…
BWA HA HA HA HA!

So what happens to Eminem’s video now? It may have convinced some kids to wear black hooded sweatshirts, but I guess voting was a stretch.
Will P. Diddy go on a killing spree?
Well, I know who doesn’t have the answers to these questions: our nations youth. Right now they sit there playing X-Box, ignorant to all else.
God bless, ’em!

I couldn’t have put things better than the title to this DU post.
Bwa ha ha ha!

There are my liveblogging posts scattered like confetti over my site.
It’s funny how FOX, which was the last to give Bush Florida, is still like the only one to give him Ohio. Then there are the other news organizations:
“Election Up in the Air!”
“It’s 2000 All Over Again!”
Yeah, whatever. If I were Bush, I’d be like, “Know what? I’ll just keep being president while you try to pull a few hundred thousand votes out of your ass.”
Anyway, I think everyone needs to congratulate us Floridians for the 300,000 vote victory. I think we get the reward for “Most Improved Since 2000.”
Oh, and Betty Castor hasn’t conceded to Mel Martinez yet, but I’m busy planning the happy dance.
Frankly, I think my endorsement helped put Bush over the top. The message from the people with the majority vote to Bush (Clinton never even got that – oh, and good work in Arkansas, BTW, Bill), the gain in the Senate (and I’m saddened to hear we won’t have Daschle to kick around anymore), and the gain in the House was a clear message from the American people that they want more tax cuts and dead terrorists. As for the latter, I’m going to indulge myself in a serious essay on that topic a little later. I know you all want the victory In My World™ – and that will be coming – but I have a few important things to say first. I wish I could just squeal in partisan glee over all this, but it’s 2004, not 2000, and things have changed.
Anyway, I would just like to end this little rant with: America, @#$% Yeah!
Why doesn’t everyone put their impression on the win in the comments. I’ll try to get some words from my brother who is heading to Iraq about the same time Kerry is being inaugurated president in some distant, dark alternate universe.
For now, I’m just going to sit in peaceful serenity (and get some work done). Be honorable, ronin.

UPDATE: One more thing: looks like the MSM can’t deliver a victory even with all their combined but now feeble powers.

And thus ends liveblogging, but great things like the Bush presidency keep on going.
I’m not going to bother to stay up to hear about the Senate races (looks like a gain, but we’ll have to wait to hear how Mel does to see if the happy dance shall proceed), so the liveblogging ends with this post.
Man, I had a great speech ready if Kerry won.
Anyway, time to gloat:
In your face terrorist ‘tards! You thought you could beat us by going for the minds of the cowardly and the morally bereft in America, but that’s too small a minority in America to make the difference.
You like getting shot, Islamists. You like getting blown up from far above? You like cowering in caves? Well, you got four more years of it, bitches!
And Satan, fair warning, make some more room in hell!
To everyone who hated the first four years of Bush – and no one hated it more than the terrorists – these next four years are going to be even worse now that Bush doesn’t have to worry about reelection! Boo-yeah!
Goodnight, everybody, and God bless.

They’re giving him Ohio! I’ll give him Alaska. Kerry stole New Hampshire (first color change).
Bush – 269 – Kentucky, Georgia, Indiana, Tennessee, Alabama, Oklahoma, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Texas, Wyoming, North Dakota, South Dakota, Middle Dakota, Kansas, Nebraska, Mississippi, Louisiana, Utah, Itah, Arkansas, Missouri, Montana, Idaho, Arizona, Florida, Colorado, Ohio, and Alaska.
Kerry – 211 – Vermont, D.C., Maine, New Jersey, Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, Taxachusetts, Illinois, Rhode Island, New York, Pennsylvania, Washington, California, Oregon, and New Hampshire.
Going to go to bed soon and have a sweet, short, sleep. Even if Kerry gets all the other states, he’d be reelected by Congress.