Just updating to say I’m quite happy.
Anyway, the Iranians hoping for freedom are already happy dancing in the streets. I’ll try to have my happy dance done during the weekend. Tonight, I need sleep.
Just updating to say I’m quite happy.
Anyway, the Iranians hoping for freedom are already happy dancing in the streets. I’ll try to have my happy dance done during the weekend. Tonight, I need sleep.
Dance! Iranians Dance! First!
And I might add: Dance on the Graves of those weasles!
Reasons to do the happy dance:
President Bush is the first President to win a majority of the popular vote since 1988 (Bush 41). The President won by over 3.5 million votes (51%-48%).
The Republicans gained 4 seats in both the Senate and the House. Democratic Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle lost his re-election bid (bring on the Fair Tax!!).
11 States voted against same-sex marriages, but California voted to allow stem-cell research.
Be nice, hug a liberal.
It’s like the end of Return of the Jedi, I tell thee.
Poosh: It IS!
Frank, you need to put up more evil Rove! He’s the guy who won it all. -_-
-007
The real RotJ, not the “Short-Bus Edition” Lucas foisted off on us.
That web site is kinda interesting. But they don’t write American very well … we’re going to have to send in some teachers with the Marines.
I’m so happy and tired I can’t think straight. If I suddenly fall to the ground, grinning and senseless, someone please bring me a blanket & pillow and turn out the lights.
S
Frank J.–
I saw this article and thought of you
Updated: 06:28 PM EST
Monkeys at Hindu Temple Attack Children
By WASBIR HUSSAIN, AP
GAUHATI, India (Nov. 2) – Monkeys lurking at an ancient Hindu temple in India’s northeast have attacked up to 300 children over three weeks, temple officials said Tuesday.
“They hide in trees and swoop on unsuspecting children loitering about in the temple premises or walking by, clawing them and even sucking a bit of blood,” Bani Kumar Sharma, a priest at the Kamakhya temple in Assam state, told The Associated Press. The temple, one of the most famous in India, is located in Gauhati, Assam’s capital.
“I was returning home from school when a monkey suddenly pounced on me, scratched my head and hand and pushed me to the ground,” said Jolly Sharma, a 6-year-old girl.
At least 2,000 rhesus monkeys roam in and around the temple, but none had shown aggressive behavior in the past, the priest said.
Monkeys are often found in tens of thousands of temples across India. They are seen as a symbol of Hanuman, the mythical monkey god, and devotees visiting temples often feed them. While occasional attacks by monkeys are not uncommon at temples, the sudden surge in attacks at the Gauhati temple has experts perplexed.
Some say the Gauhati monkeys may be turning violent because of shrinking living spaces, or because animals once kept as pets might not have been able to adjust to new lives around the temple.
“The loss of habitat due to increased human settlement in the hills around the temple and the release of monkeys kept confined at home … could be among the reasons for some of the monkeys behaving in a weird manner,” said Narayan Mahanta, a wildlife official in Gauhati.
Three monkeys were randomly tranquilized by wildlife officials over the weekend and have been taken to the Gauhati Zoo where they will be examined in search of clues to explain the changing behavior, Mahanta said.
11/02/04 17:23 EST
I must be tired. I just read something about blood thirsty monkeys. Do we really have to resort to calling the good people of Baltimore names???
Does it feel like the monkey story is getting as repetetive as John Kerry’s Vietnam line?
OK, it’s more like the end of Attack of the Clones, ’cause in a few days time we’ll all realise they’re still terrorists waiting to frag us all. Onwards with the Bush Doctrine!
God Bless you America!
So there are some good Iranians….
Whoa, for a minute I thought Frank was giving us a link to DanishJoo.org. Heh. Danish Jooos.
There’s a lot of good Iranians. We see that the persians dance, when will Frank J.?
Look, I’m already really depressed that your monkey got elected again, so could you just keep the music down a little?
And, like assassination would cheer me up a little, but, guess what, “President Cheney”, oh, f***.
Love you all.
Call the fruitcakes in the entertainment industry. Tell them to start swimming home to france, with a hippie under each arm…(and cement shoes on their dainty widdle tootsies).
More good news! Arafat in the ICU! Wooo hooo!!
http://www.haaretzdaily.com/hasen/spages/497138.html
I can’t wait until he’s dead. Here’s hoping that he has a jewish doctor. Yoy’d think that the Mossad would have the Paris hospitals infiltrated by now.
The roar of a B-52… the sound of a MOAB ruducing a bunker to sand… the sound of an M240 squad automatic weapon… the sounds of freedom… I hope we can help out Iran. That would kick ass!
At least if we cant help Iran directly, we did just sell those bunker-busters to Israel who will be all too happy to help. But as long as were in that area of the world… no point in wasting expensive gas to go back later.
Democracy in Afghanistan, democracy in Iraq, hmm, two countries that border Iran. Coincidence? I think not. sKerry was perfectly willing to work with the mullahs, as shown by his willingness to give them uranium. Thank You, God, for saving this nation from john kerry. My prediction, Bush will do all he can to overthrow the theocracy in the next four years.
Cyruski-
I hate to nit-pik (okay, I lie, I’m about to do it shamelessly…) but the M240 is not the SAW. The M240 is the 7.62x51mm NATO machine gun. The SAW is the M249 (5.65x45mm). As for scawwy machine gun sounds… I’ll take Ma Deuce any day…
I just posted a little article on my blog about the middle eastern views on Bush’s re-election. Lebanon has a much different view than, oh, say Israel.
Anyhoo, I guess we must actually get back to work now. What a hell of a couple of days.