Archive of entries posted on 24th November 2004

Bite-Sized Wisdom: November 24, 2004 – UPDATED!

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  • CNN Headline: “Powell: Israeli-Palestinian cooperation good”
    “Fire bad!” Powell adds.
  • There is unrest in Ukraine! That means… uh… I know this one…
  • Zarqawi has released a new audiotape. Critics say that, while it will please his fans, it’s just more of the same and shows Zarqawi has lmited talent. The drum solos are as good as always, though.
  • I bought socks from Wal-Mart (mmm… new socks), and they came in a resealable bag that advertised its resealability. Am I missing something? Should I be preserving my socks?
  • Here’s an article about rating what games are appropriate for children. Notice the fourth to last paragraph where one of the people complains that videogames force children “to kill in order to win.” What? Should they be hugging in order to win? Videogames without violence is like sports… without violence – boring!
  • There will now be international monitors of the Palestinian election to ensure that the best Jew-hater wins.
  • Cingular Wireless is expected to cut 6,800 jobs after it’s merger.
    “Can you hear me now? Good… You’re fired!”
  • Critics are panning the Oliver Stone’s Alexander the Great film. The main complaint: Not gay enough!
  • The FBI says there has been an increase of racism and hate in post 9/11 America. The cause, says the report, is “too many dumb crackers.”
  • Yeah, I’m in full holiday mode and didn’t have time to come up with any good post. Maybe I’ll add to this later, but I have a decently busy work day. Anyway, I’ll have at least one more post before Thanksgiving. Later, sportsfans.