With all the comics drawn by hate-filled lefties, I was thinking maybe I could do a comic about a hate-filled lefty. But how to design a new comic character? Here is what I came up with:
Now here’s his first adventure:
Hooray for comics! Who knows what wacky adventures he’ll have in the future!
first
Shouldn’t the hate filled lefty really be wearing an official, Noam Chomsky Autograph Model aluminum foil deflector beany (AFDB)?
After all, how is the Lefty to protect to be protected from Freeper mind control without the obligatory AFDB?
A pointed hat for a pointed head.
The funny thing about liberals is how dogmatic they are.
Suddenly Thomas Kinkade doesn’t look so bad…
funny stuff
Funny, but not a happy dance.
Is he saying anyone who disagrees with him should die, or is he saying he should die?
he still has a chance because his right side is still functional
The soldiers should have called in a S.M.I.T.E. strike to vapoorize the hate filled lefty.
By the way, how about our new sky based laser for missle defense? Frank, I think they stole your idea! And they may say it is for shooting down ballistic missles, but they could use it on ground targets too.
On a serious note, did anyone else have eerie remembrances of the cold war when the news carried a story about Russia developing new nuclear missiles while we announce our new 747 based anti-missile laser?
funny stuff. That hat is tinfoil right?
Just goes to show that even when not in school Dunce hats are a must for any Liberal nutjob. Sadly Micheal Moore sold his for pancake money.
Just goes to show that even when not in school Dunce hats are a must for any Liberal nutjob. Sadly Micheal Moore sold his for pancake money.
I hope that ws Ted Rall
I hope the camera wasn’t rolling when the GI’s administered the …”attitude adjustment”……
I like how they blackened his eye. Plus, I think he needs immediate medical attention for that leg.
Frank, I used to think you drew like a three year old with. I apologize. Your drawing prowess would now compete with any five, or even six year old.
Speaking of cameras, maybe Leftie’s next adventure could be administering aid to ‘faking dead’ terrorists who blow up.
Oh, I’m sure the cameras will be rolling when the next patrol finds him… Shoddy work by the first patrol yet again.
(Oooh, that’s ugly. I’m off to confession again…)
Speaking of left wing nut jobs…did anyone besides me see Roseanne Barr’s stand up comedy last night on Jimmy Kimmel???? She read an entire monologue on the sad state of the country and our President. She just got through touring the country with Michael Moore, so judging by her awful and I mean awful performance, she proved he is indeed a cannibal, as he must have eaten her brain on the tour. What an idiot. And no one laughed.
You know, Frank, after a comic takes off, the artist can usually sell prints and lithographs for insane sums of money. Hate-Filled Lefty will undoubtedly become a classic, so you should start planning for that now. Heck, I’m not sure exactly what a “lithograph” is (I think it’s latin for “costs more” so why not just xerox a few copies now, sign ’em, and sell ’em.
For my comics, I have considered selling the original drawing on e-bay.
No, no, Frank! “TONGUE” hanging out means ‘tard; “tounge” hanging out means you shouldn’t drink so many beers before drawing your comix.
Rectorially speaking, of course.
So when we try to open the Frank J. Memorial Museum many years from now, we’ll have to pay billions (adjusted 50 years in the future for inflation when you are taking your dirt nap), to get them back? You’re like way too selfish.
Save them in a bankers box in your attic…Wait!…Send them to Sarah K (and list them in the pre-nup as your property), so when the hurricanes blow your roof off, you’ll still have them.
Your only worry is Mexican fans coming across the border to raid her house and steal them…
Frank:
Design a shirt for me that says:
“I’m a tolerant liberal. Anyone who disagrees with me is a fascist and should die!”
I thought I fixed the tongue mispelling in photoshop, buy I must have forgot to upload the new version.
Rifles and KA-BARs usually means Marines.
Unless the soldiers have stolen the KA-BARS from the Marines, in which case you may disregard this comment.
Plus, shouldn’t the lefty be whining more, and have a packed suitcase with bag tags to Cananda? And a sticker on the suitcase that say “I’m Sorry”?
Craig1f, That’s a shirt i would wear. I wore my viva la Reagan revolucion shirt to my friends liberal college (UNT). anytime some said cool shirt to me I pointed out it was Reagan not Guevarra and their smiles faded.
I love the comics.
I love it!
I love it!
I love it!
Still not enough ‘tard looking. Also, he should have two left arms, feet, eyes, you know like one of them flat fish things. Hmmm. I wonder if those flounders are liberals? Floundering around the truth.
Am I the only one that recognizes that flounders need to be added to the list with monkeys and ninjas? They also probably talk to Aquaman.
I love how the soldiers are talking OFF FRAME in the last panel. That means Frank is a true professional comic artist now. Only true professionals have stuff like that.
I’m laughing so hard my next door neighbors are banging on the wall !
I actually work with someone who bears an eerie resemblance to that first drawing.
You have these people down pat.
Hilarious as always. Such an awesome site. Keep it up!!
Hate-Filled Lefty also have a beard, wear sandals and be gay.
I’m happy that you pointed out that helmet means soldier. For a moment, I thought they were hassidic jooos.
Lefty could be the best comic character yet! I can only imagine the wacky hu-jinks he could stumble into in the future, like maybe running into the comic version of Frank J & his hat.
HAHA.. Frank, you are quite the artisté.
Funnier than Ted Rall and with better art too.
if hate filled lefty had a beard and sandals he would be geannane garofalo. Oh and aren’t all leftys gay.
That ain’t funny,McGee.
You have taken all the images at sorryeverybody.com and summed them up neatly. You must have done your research.
Lefty should also be as French as possible. This would involve a goatee, brown pants, and body odor.
Hmmm . . . maybe we can get a Frank J. Exclusive COLOR comic . . .
Your comment makes no sense. Go back to making love to your wife/sister Cletus.
Hate-Filled Lefty’s Pointed Hat should be more shiny and crinkly, Frank.
Like Tinfoil.
Jack.
Great timing. It appears there is an opening at the WAPO now that they fired Teddy Rall.
First panel of lefty cartoon adventure =
bloody genius. Woo and Yay !
frank! you’ve been posted on fark!
2004-11-19 09:35:09 AM in a forum about ted rall being dropped. apparently a negative mention.
Not only is it hilarious, “Hate Filled Lefty” is the most true-to-life cartoon since “Calvin and Hobbes”. Ted Rall was your inspiration for the main character, no doubt. I think Lefty needs a sidekick, though. I know, how about a slovenly dirtbag who makes “documentary” films? You could call him Donut-Filled Lefty.
Can you be any less funny? Seriously, conservative people that try to be funny just aren’t. Conservatism and Comedy just don’t work. Sorry.
Dude, if you ever really want to do online comics, I can draw if you make the story. We could even make a pseudononymous (is that word?) entity.
Go see, http://www.claredelune.com.
My email – clarenancy/at/comcast.net
Must admit I love your stick figures, though. They have real charm, just like you!
Lunacy
The looks on the faces of those soldiers is priceless.
the pointy hat is a tin foil hat.
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