Since it’s in the news again, I guess it’s time to dust off this old classic: A Frank Guide to Homeland Security Alert Levels
Reportedly, this was actually hung up in the halls of the Homeland Security Department.
Also, Brian Williams, who previously equated Osama with George Washington, is back with new math.
For diggers, my Nuke the Moon Peace plan was submitted to Digg. It only gets one shot, so give it some props.
A Frank Guide to Homeland Security Alert Levels is also up at Digg.
//Also, Chris Williams, who previously equated Osama with George Washington, is back //
Speaking of media asshats saying retarded stuff…I was watching MSNBC last night (only because I have superbasic cable and this is the only fulltime news station we get on this plan) and Chris MATTHEWS of “Hardball” was talking to some other media asshat, I think it was Peter Jennings. They were contemplating the mentally of the guys planning to bomb these plans and the guy I think was Peter Jennings sounded like he said that the people who ran into the WTC buildings to save people on 9/11 had the same mentality of the bombers!!! I wish I could get the script to be sure, but REALLY it totally sounded to me that he was comparing the HEROS of 9/11 to a bunch of murdering cowards.
Is there a way to get a script of last night’s Hardball conversation??
inform thy selves
It was actually BRIAN Williams that compared the founding fathers to terrorists, and has now compared our Special Forces to suicide bombers. Chris Mathews is the host of the show on which Williams spouted this latest jackass comment.
Okay, so what I heard was exactly what Frank posted. Got it. See I was just SO mad when I heard it…plus I don’t have FOX news, I’ve only got MSNBC and it obviously SUX huge donkey bits.
My problem is I spend my extra cash buying Frankj T-shirts and bumperstickers when I could be paying for EXTENDED cable with a VARIETY of full time news stations rather than just the one.
Brian Williams… Brian Williams… Oh yeah. He’s that moron who said that the Soviet athletes would come to the Olympics and compete and then go back behind the iron curtain to train under grueling conditions. “Or so we’ve been told.”
something like that. whatever he said, i remember i wanted to throw heavy things at the TV.
Hey Frank – when is your book of “In My World” due out?
_Jon,
As soon as possible. We really want all you guys’ money, but we need to get more motivated to finish the editing.
It’s being worked on, though.
New TSA guidelines reclassifies human bladders as ‘carry-on containers’!