If We’re Going to Lose, Let’s Just Lose

From what I understand of the Iraq Study Group’s recommendations, they want us to lose the war in a complex manner. I just don’t think that’s befitting the United States of America. If we’re going to lose a war, let’s outright lose the war and not try and weasel out of it. We should just declare we give up and that obviously the terrorists wanted the win more. Then we get every single American out of Iraq as soon as possible. If an Iraqi asks, “But what will happen to our new government?” we tell him, “Well, that’s up to the winners of this war: the terrorists and the New York Times.”
Either win or lose; don’t try and find a middle ground.

15 Comments

  1. Usually I come here to see teh funny. But this particular post is not especially funny, mostly because it’s true. That makes it sad and depressing. Thanks a lot, Frank J.
    Also, I’m coming down on the side of winning. Kill all the terrorists!

  2. The ISG has a plan:
    1. Use “tough love” on the Iraqi government.
    2. Let Iran have their nukes.
    3. Sell Israel to the arabs.
    Next we’re going to see Achmadinejad and Putin playing jacks on Sesame Street.

  3. JDP: You ignorant slut! This is our contry,; however, we spell it country. As far as staying the course, you may be prepared to take it up the poop shoot and bow to Mecca but many of us are not. And finally, you pond-scum sucking leech, there are plenty of Iraqi “soldiers” preaching sedition and jihad in mosques throughout America. I suggest you go suck on Gwyneth’s teat in England until your testicles drop and you can face the facts.

  4. //If we’re going to lose a war, let’s outright lose the war and not try and weasel out of it.//
    As long as we are a country filled to the brim with “weasels” inside and outside of the government….
    As long as we have people who would rather do ANYTHING than that which is right…
    As long as those who know what’s right refuse to stand up and insist the government and it’s lackys do what is right…
    and
    As long as there are people who can only see as far as the end of their noses, are so selfish they use the word I in every sentence and are so blinded by their own oppressive self obsession…
    …not only will we not win the war, we won’t succeed in anything.

  5. Hahahahaha! Another troll who doesn’t understand humor! JDP…I might be an asswipe, but at least I’ve evolved enough to use toilet paper (as opposed to my bare left hand). Not my country (contry)? I’ll put my liniage (half Blackfoot, half Norse) up against yours…if you even live in this country. You needum haircut, hippie?

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