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ALERT! (crossposted from mountaineer musings)
That’s enough of a warning, right? Right.
I swear. Jack thinks he’s god of the island. I want someone else to say something like, “Jack, there’s just one problem with your plan: you’re not Sayid, and he’s the only one who’s been kinda sorta clear-headed about this all season… So… I wanna know what the Iraqi thinks.”
I love how Jack formulated this whole plan without consulting anyone else or even telling them that they should maybe prepare for an attack. What was he worried about? Widespread panic among 40 people? Oh no! The public squares will be flooded as people scramble to eat all the Dharma crackers before Hurley gets to them!
I hope Charlie doesn’t die this episode. I’m kinda starting to like him again. And I hope Locke doesn’t die either, because he finally stopped acting like a weiner last episode, right before he got shot. But I’m less worried about him than I am about Charlie, because Locke has those crazy island healing powers. Save Locke, save the world!
So… this whole “they found the plane” thing… a staging by the Others or what?
Ooh, Juliet, be careful with that dynamite, remember what happened to Ardtz. Isn’t that how his name was spelled? Hey, that anagrams to Dratz. Dratz indeed.
Boy, who ever wants to see a grim look from Desmond in the morning? It’s like the grim reaper waking up and pointing at you and saying, “Yep, it’s you today. Sorry, broothah.”
Methinks Juliet (an Other) knows that Charlie is not a swim champ, since she knows everything about all the passengers. (She’s an Other.)
They’re coming right now?! Juliet, that liar! Oh wait. Not surprised.
Not a very good kiss between the two island kids. But they’re young yet. They’ll learn.
Whoa. Alex’s boyfriend not experienced with guns. Don’t point that thing at people!
You think the grim reaper’s gonna take one for the team? “I’ll get this one, broothah. Here’s my scythe, I’m passing it on to you now. Take good care of it fah me.”
Charlie… uh, dude. Writing down the top five moments in your life is like singing a departure song or being the best singer on American Idol. You’re dooming yourself! Oh, and then he went and told the baby he loved him and got kissed by the hot girl. Doomed! I hope he at least gets a silent countdown clock at the end of the episode.
For you Melbourne, Florida, viewers: Arms stiff-as-a-board at your sides… Hi, I’m David Maus! I love to imitate him. He looks so tense.
Bernard! You can’t say “Nothing’s gonna happen to me” on a J.J. Abrams show! Stupid. He’s dead.
Well, Rose, I suspect you’re the only person who likes Jack lately. Jack’s been acting like a dweeb and a wuss until about this morning.
Yay Sayid! Jack, you go lead the people to the radio tower, doctor dweebface, while I run the military operations. Or I stick bamboo under your fingernails and the fingernails of your new Other girlfriend. Yes. Go. Mmmhmm. That’s what I thought.
Ha, I love Hurley. “Yeah, whatever dude, love you too.” Very rushed, very quiet.
They do LOST specials more often than Hope Brady gets brainwashed by Stefano. And the Tivo description is always “Mysteries of the island are revealed.”
Sorry excuse for a life, Chahhlie? You were a hobbit. What’s better than that?!
So Desmond didn’t see that coming? Chahhlie hitting him in the head with the paddle? Dream about that, Des!
Huh. Ok, I saw pretty much everything in the episode coming except the chicks in the Looking Glass station showing up with guns. I wonder if Des saw them coming.
Who does Jack love next week? Kate or Juliet? Or is it Sun? Rose? And will Locke show up and save the day?
Do you think they were lying about Lost continuing for a couple more seasons? They’re in such good position to end it now. Blow up the Others, call for help, get rescued, end the series. Maybe spend two minutes explaining the smoke monster. There’s really not that much unresolved.
I think he will be vomiting his emotions to Kate next week. I’m glad they will be back for the additional seasons, but I hate that they will be very short seasons.
Now we have to wait until JANUARY! That stinks out loud.
And clonking someone with a paddle and leaving them out cold, bobbing around the ocean in a tippy canoe under the tropical sun? Kind of puts a stain on the whole “go out like a hero” effort chazza. Dez is gonna wake up with a wee sunbairn if he’s lucky.
And wait a minute, Ben knows the island’s healing powers better than anyone. Why would he leave Locke with a measley abdominal wound when he could have put one betwixt his eyes? Let’s see the island fix that.