Straight Line of the Day: Don’t ‘Participation Trophies’ Discriminate Against Those Who Don’t Participate? Posted by Oppo on 20 July 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Don’t ‘Participation Trophies’ discriminate against those who don’t participate?
Don’t ‘Participation Trophies’ discriminate against those who don’t participate? Only if you otherwise precipitate on their parade… Reply to this comment
It’s the Oprah-fication of competition – “You get a trophy, and you, get a trophy, and you get a trophy… everyone gets a trophy! Reply to this comment
The difference between “a trophy” and “atrophy” is the effort involved to create your own space… Reply to this comment
Don’t ‘Participation Trophies’ discriminate against those who don’t participate? Not if you don’t show up and still get one. Reply to this comment
Don’t ‘Participation Trophies’ discriminate against those who don’t participate? Yes, but that is a GOOD discrimination. Liberal approved. Reply to this comment
I identify as a perpetual victim – your motives, or lack thereof, don’t enter into it… Reply to this comment
As a proper Liberal I don’t recognize your victimhood. Your intersectionality score is minimal at best. Reply to this comment
There’s no such thing as a FAIR COP!!! GWAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH!!!!! (CraZy eyes, pulls out own hair) Reply to this comment
Don’t ‘Participation Trophies’ discriminate against those who don’t participate? Then the “Didn’t Participate Trophies” will make those who did participate feel left out. Reply to this comment
Don’t ‘Participation Trophies’ discriminate against those who don’t participate? Then we have to figure out the underlying cause for not participating to determine the size of the trophy. Reply to this comment
Don’t ‘Participation Trophies’ discriminate against those who don’t participate? This is how the Welfare State began. Reply to this comment
Don’t ‘Participation Trophies’ discriminate against those who don’t participate? Damn, I really missed an opportunity here. I could have demanded a Harvey Award for this post if I had only refrained from commenting. Reply to this comment
I wouldn’t want to be involved in any activity that would have me as a participant. Reply to this comment
Don’t ‘Participation Trophies’ discriminate against those who don’t participate? Absolutely. According to Planet Abrams, there were no voter participation trophies in any Georgia graveyards in 2018. Reply to this comment
This will lead to the eventual invention of Schrodinger’s Participation Trophy. Reply to this comment
Don’t ‘Participation Trophies’ discriminate against those who don’t participate? Don’t worry, someone else mailed in your participation. Reply to this comment
Don’t ‘Participation Trophies’ Discriminate Against Those Who Don’t Participate? Yes! They also discriminate against the people who deserve the first place trophy. Reply to this comment
Don’t ‘Participation Trophies’ discriminate against those who don’t participate?
Only if you otherwise precipitate on their parade…
If they’re not part of the solution, they’re part of the precipitate.
It’s the Oprah-fication of competition – “You get a trophy, and you, get a trophy, and you get a trophy… everyone gets a trophy!
The difference between “a trophy” and “atrophy” is the effort involved to create your own space…
…and only the back end of DamnCat would be a cat-ass-trophy.
…but they’ll gladly settle for reparations in cold hard cash.
Don’t ‘Participation Trophies’ discriminate against those who don’t participate?
Not if you don’t show up and still get one.
Don’t ‘Participation Trophies’ discriminate against those who don’t participate?
Yes, but that is a GOOD discrimination. Liberal approved.
You’re participation-shaming me!!! How dare you!!!
I identify as Liberal, all I do is for the best.
I identify as a perpetual victim – your motives, or lack thereof, don’t enter into it…
As a proper Liberal I don’t recognize your victimhood. Your intersectionality score is minimal at best.
Uhhh – it’s a fair cop…
Cops aren’t fair, they’re racist.
There’s no such thing as a FAIR COP!!! GWAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH!!!!! (CraZy eyes, pulls out own hair)
The similarities are different.
But the differences are amazingly similar.
Don’t ‘Participation Trophies’ discriminate against those who don’t participate?
Then the “Didn’t Participate Trophies” will make those who did participate feel left out.
Don’t ‘Participation Trophies’ discriminate against those who don’t participate?
Then we have to figure out the underlying cause for not participating to determine the size of the trophy.
Don’t ‘Participation Trophies’ discriminate against those who don’t participate?
This is how the Welfare State began.
I have a whole shelf full of participation large wooden badgers.
Don’t ‘Participation Trophies’ discriminate against those who don’t participate?
Damn, I really missed an opportunity here. I could have demanded a Harvey Award for this post if I had only refrained from commenting.
I wouldn’t want to be involved in any activity that would have me as a participant.
Don’t ‘Participation Trophies’ discriminate against those who don’t participate?
Absolutely. According to Planet Abrams, there were no voter participation trophies in any Georgia graveyards in 2018.
This will lead to the eventual invention of Schrodinger’s Participation Trophy.
Not participating is its own reward.
Don’t ‘Participation Trophies’ discriminate against those who don’t participate?
Don’t worry, someone else mailed in your participation.
…in Chicago the dead also get participation trophies.
Except Epstein.
He didn’t get to participate in the cause of his death.
Don’t ‘Participation Trophies’ Discriminate Against Those Who Don’t Participate?
Yes!
They also discriminate against the people who deserve the first place trophy.
Mongo is only participant in game of life. Still get trophy.