Submitted by Gumbeaux:
I know Basil and I and a few others here live in the South, so we already have our cards. But if someone else out there needs one:
Applying for a Southern Card
Best three minutes and fifteen seconds you’ll spend today.
FrankJ might want to pay attention to the Austin shout-out.
He didn’t say what Atlanta, Nashville, and Austin was full of.
But it’s ok, we know.
As a transplant from the Pacific Northwest, I can say this is pretty accurate. Also Asheville is also pretty full.
Will my Jerry Mahoney & Knucklehead Smith Fan Club card suffice?
The examiner didn’t say “Y’all” once. Probably another damn yankee transplant just like me. I swear the first 6 months I lived in South Cackylacky all I ever heard was “Y’all ain’t from around here are y’all?” Remember to learn the distinction between “Y’all” and “All Y’all”.